It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.
If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.
A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!
Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?
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Bullfrog/EA Games were synonymous with childhood fun back in the day. One of their most classic titles was Theme Hospital. Here, you'll be building rooms, and designing an efficient layout for your Hospital as you treat a variety of humorous illnesses. The games charm and graphical style hold up perfectly, and any gamer who had a PC back in the late 90's will feel comforted and fuzzy inside as you revisit this all-time classic.
There are a few "dumb AI" issues as you get into the later stages of the game but even through some frustration and nit-pickiness I never wanted to shut the game off.
Never have I played a game that is both fun to play, but also educational about the American private healthcare system, portrayed in a funny, comical, cartoonish way.
I was only a teenager when this game came out and it was addictive, but it had me thinking?
"Wait!.. What? I don't pay for the Nhs? There is hospitals that treat healing like a business?? Scary!"
I remember being soo fascinated, yet so naive to the realities of private healthcare, growing up in socialised medicine.. This game helped me to understand in a silly, comical way.. What it was about to later see growing up, that it's just as insane as the game portrays it now and why it's a hot topic amongst American voters.
But.. Politics aside.. In the game? You own a space that you must turn into a thriving hospital and most importantly.. Make it profitable.
You are playing a campaign where you are given a set of challenges to complete to unlock the next level. Build key buildings, hire staff, Doctors, Nurses, Janitors etc. and treat certain diseases, ensuring you make large amounts of profit to expand and have a high satisfaction level in a given amount of time.
Each new level? The challenges get harder, you get more patients, you get new diseases you have to research/cure; and some of the diseases are hilarious, Elvis Syndrome, feeling invisable etc.
Failure to cure them builds dissatisfaction or worse? Patients die!
You know which ones are dying with the skull symbol above their head .. Send them Away!! They can easily cost you the game.
All in all, like Rollercoaster Tycoon, you hire staff, research tecnology, build, treat patients and make lots of money to expand your hospital. Great fun! Highly recommend! The price is a steal!!
Nostalgia is one thing, but really, this game is still great and I can't complain about neither the graphics nor gameplay. Theme hospital ages very well, still one of my favourites!
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