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Theme Hospital

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Theme Hospital
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
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( 648 Reviews )

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Product details
1997, Bullfrog Productions, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c, 2 GB HDD...
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.

If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.

A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!

  • Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
  • Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
  • Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?

Multiplayer is available only over LAN.

© 1997, 2012 Electronic Arts Inc.

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Minimum system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Mac OS X (10.6.8)
Release date:
{{'1997-03-31T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
166 MB

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What improvements we made to this game:
Update (13 November 2024)
  • Validated stability
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  • Verified Cloud Saves support
Internal Update (21 March 2019)
  • Added Cloud Saves functionality
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Posted on: November 21, 2018

Draconifors

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 8

A golden classic

I used to play this game a LOT when I was a teenager, and it's one of the fondest gaming memories I have. Even though I always got stuck at late-game levels; I've never actually "beaten" the game. So, buying it here on GOG to refresh those memories was an easy decision -- and one I haven't regretted. Managing hospitals does require some micro-managing, but the game is built in a way that makes it a lot of fun regardless. You need a doctor with a specific qualification? Here, have a look at these colourfully described candidates. Your hospital has a rat infestation? Here, shoot the pesky vermin with this gun. The game will most likely seem really easy at the start, but trust me when I say it gets WAY harder as you progress through levels. All in all, easily worth its price.


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Posted on: November 29, 2018

Alemismun

Verified owner

Games: 66 Reviews: 7

Lives up to nostalgia

This is just as amazing as I remembered it to be. Im really glad I bought this game again.


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Posted on: February 23, 2019

ergr84

Verified owner

Games: 5 Reviews: 1

Never thought I'd play this again!

I loved this game as a preteen/teen in the 90s, and am thrilled to have found it for only 1.49 online! My only major complaint though is that I can't seem to save a game! If you have played this a lot you know how frustrating it is to start all over again. I guess it's good so I don't waste a lot of time playing games instead of more important things, but still it would be nice to be able to save a game and maybe finally get to the end one day. Also today I was trying to build a room and the game crashed because someone was walking where I was building a room. I guess I should just be grateful to be able to play it. Thanks!


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Posted on: April 10, 2019

Blut-engel

Verified owner

Games: 114 Reviews: 6

A classic game

Easy to learn and full of laughs. A really easy game to sit down and enjoy. Highly recommend you purchase this classic game.


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Posted on: March 8, 2021

Ravise

Verified owner

Games: 222 Reviews: 52

Comedy hospital

Nostalgy hits quite hard here, so this review is far from objective. You build and run a hospital. From the automatic autopsy machine to zapping rats, if you don't clean often enough. Anything that happens in the hospital is your responsibility (and subsequently your fault, when you see a ghost with wings flying up from your screen). You're treating ilnesses such as common cold and invisibility. That escalated quickly, right? You choose your receptionists, doctors, nurses and handyman, you lay out the rooms and buy equipment, you negotiate salary with your employees, you choose how much heat is the hospital getting and an hour later you decide to start over, because you need to cram in new room with large equipment and you don't have the space now. I actually didn't ever finish the game, but I think the lower levels are worth buying the game anyway - either you appreciate the simple mindless comedy of the intro, or you will appreciate the tough challenges of the end-game. Players are reminded to be patient!


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