The Cat Lady

You have to wait for each piece of badly written dialogue to run its course, and by the time is does, it can bore you to death. Music and atmosphere fine, but I'm amazed some find this game fantastic. Seems the game theme is less profound than it presents itself to be.

Half assed job, game breaking bugs STILL in the game. Avoid

Even grading on the curve of being a cheap indy game, this isn't a very good game. I found the story to be muddled and confused... and the story is the highlight. The visuals are intended to be strange and stylized but just come off as bad and make you wonder if the person who is drawing them has ever seen another person in real life. The voice acting is rough, and the recording is poor quality with boomy mics, uneven levels, loud plosives and so on. The gameplay itself harkens back to the old days of adventure games but in a bad way: You have to run around trying to use various items on various things until you happen upon the right combination to progress. I really can't recommend this game to anyone.

DAVID FIRTH DAVID FUCKING FIRTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The people reviewing this game claiming it's a "masterpiece" are either literal children or don't speak English as a first language and have serious issues with their vision in general. The art and gameplay are like something from a 2003 flash game on newgrounds (one of the bad ones) and the writing is so bad not even a key could unlock its potential. Did that sound idiotic? It should have, because I lifted it from that shitty game. If you want something to laugh at or if you want to buy a gift for someone you hate, I guess you could buy this on sale.