Posted on: November 18, 2019

Laefstitch
Verified ownerGames: 91 Reviews: 5
BOO! Haunted House 2019
This game is pretty forgettable. It's got a nonsensical story that seems built around game mechanics rather than an intelligently planned narrative. The main characters are annoying. They quarrel and bicker for no reason. I quickly grew to despise them. The gameplay is extremely linear and scripted. You go from point A to point B, solve a puzzle, then move on from point B to C. There are a few lame jump scares along the way. The horror elements are laughable. For example: A "scary" zombie girl pulls you through the floor and disappears, leaving you scratching your head over what happened. Your character says "I think she was trying to pull me down the hell!" This line made me cringe so hard. A lot of the game is written like that. It's really cheesy. But there are a few positives. The game held my attention despite its flaws. It's like a "B movie" you can enjoy with a bucket of popcorn. The graphics are nice. There's an interesting quantum gadget that lets you see into the past by revealing particle clouds. It's kind of fun to play with. Emma (the annoying protonist's wife) is cute. Um... There are tons of documents to collect and read, if you wish to pause your playthrough and do homework assignments. I had fun looking for ways to spy on Emma while she was in the shower. Unfortunately that proved to be a futile endeavor. 2/5 Stars (Not recommended.)
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