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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

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3.9/5

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3.9

114 Reviews

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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
Description
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
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3.9/5

( 114 Reviews )

3.9

114 Reviews

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Product details
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB Rating: Teen...
System requirements
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
27.5 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
Description
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
Cheat Code Central


You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
27.5 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2004-10-28T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
3.4 GB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)

Game features

Languages
English
audio
text
Deutsch
audio
text
español
audio
text
français
audio
text
italiano
audio
text
polski
audio
text
русский
audio
text
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Posted on: November 10, 2023

Run_Road

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Games: Reviews: 1

CONFIRMED NOT WORK ON WINDOWS 7

Before purchasing it, thanks to other users report, I contacted the support who provided me with this answer: "The game should work without issues on the operating systems listed on the website. However, if you encounter any problems after purchasing the game, I am here to assist you in resolving those issues. You can attempt to revert the patch to the previous version on GOG Galaxy, although I can't guarantee that it will work perfectly since Galaxy is officially supported from Windows 8." After this answer I just purchased the game and I can also confirm that both versions 2.2.a (Offline Installer) and 2.2.b (Galaxy Install) with Windows 7 x64 give the error: "The program can't start because XINPUT1_4.dll is missing from your computer". (XINPUT1_4.dll is a Windows 10 only file!!!) ...as was intended, I was unable to run it with Windows 7 x64. I ask for a refund immediately!!! PS Since the "Original Classic Trilogy" can only be played from within the ARPG game, I can't use that either!


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Posted on: September 16, 2021

R0retd

Games: 91 Reviews: 2

This game is like a needle in a haystack

I generally stay away from top down open world games. But this game has a good story, music, Good characters. and overall humorous. Dont kill chickens This game you are not a Shiny knight or a villain. You are what the title says A "BARD" this game takes being a bard to a different level. You can talk to characters and depending what you respond could lead to a good outcome or a more challenging one. Dont Kill Chickens The voice acting to me is still very enjoyable. This game is what i think allot about when i play more modern/recent role playing games or open world games. Even tho it cannot be compared to such games i still end up comparing suchs games to this one. Ex: I played fallout4 and it did not catch the same awe or magic that fallout new vegas had (that was my first ever Fallout game) nor was it like the bards tale. Frankly this game really has set the bar high for me when i now look at RPGs and open worlds. Kill chickens (:


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Posted on: November 30, 2017

krachtm

Verified owner

Games: 538 Reviews: 18

A parody of RPGs

I played the original Bard's Tale trilogy back in the 1980s. This game isn't really for us. It's a somewhat generic Diablo-style action RPG that parodies fantasy tropes. The humor isn't bad but seems designed for teens. Graphics and music are fine. Gameplay is a bit casual but can be surprisingly challenging at times if you don't take your build seriously. The game is fine for what it is, but you you could do better. This would be worth buying if you're tired of grimdark, serious ARPGs, though.


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Posted on: December 24, 2023

juliaars

Verified owner

Games: 65 Reviews: 1

Good game, bad version

I love the game and haven't played any bard's tale games before. It's fun and easy to understand, but the GOG Galaxy version plays in slowmotion, your movement, your attacks and the cut scene's all play at 0.25x of the normal speed. This can be fixed by playing the game in windowed mode (haven't tested it because I coundn't open the game in windowed mode). The Steam version works just perfectly fine, so I would recommend buying the game over there.


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Posted on: July 23, 2022

xaero47

Verified owner

Games: 132 Reviews: 89

LOL

Great game, despite its age. Probably has the best script for a game along with Soul Reaver 2 that I've ever seen, funniest game I've ever seen. Has tons of upgrades, good summoning system and you'll never be bored with it, it has tons of value.


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