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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

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3.8/5

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3.8

116 Reviews

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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
Description
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
Genre:
Action - Role-playing - Fantasy
Tags:
Action, Fantasy, Role-playing, Classic, Funny, show 4 more... Isometric, Medieval, Hack and Slash, Parody
User reviews

3.8/5

( 116 Reviews )

3.8

116 Reviews

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Product details
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB Rating: Teen...
System requirements
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
28 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Description
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
– IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
– Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
– Cheat Code Central

You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
28 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Action - Role-playing - Fantasy
Tags:
Action, Fantasy, Role-playing, Classic, Funny, show 4 more... Isometric, Medieval, Hack and Slash, Parody
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2004-10-28T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Company:
inXile Entertainment / inXile Entertainment
Size:
3.4 GB
Links:
Forum discussion
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)
Game features
Achievements
Cloud saves
Overlay
Single-player
Languages
English
audio
text
Deutsch
audio
text
español
audio
text
français
audio
text
italiano
audio
text
polski
audio
text
русский
audio
text
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Posted on: August 31, 2017

cmrfood

Verified owner

Games: 62 Reviews: 4

like game and the xx games with it

bards tale 1 - 3 frezz up after 40 mins to 2 hours try get gog.com fix up they have no cule on how to fix it lol

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Posted on: December 5, 2014

grmocg

Games: 85 Reviews: 1

Just plain great!

This game is just overflowing with riebald, over-the-top, witty and just plain great humor. Worth it.

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Posted on: February 9, 2013

frankaen

Games: 92 Reviews: 3

A pure must, one of a few gems

Music--good, but songs--excellent, ironic, funny. Storyline--nice, good graphics. A played once bought on CD but lost it somewhere. Once this on GOG is on a discount--will be mine. :)

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Posted on: February 24, 2024

ingvardm

Verified owner

Games: 157 Reviews: 7

Unplayable

Broken on any OS i have tryed (linux, linux + wine, winblows xp) there are also reposts that it's broken on win 10/11.

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Posted on: November 13, 2014

Thunderbringer

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Games: 267 Reviews: 3

Funniest RPG ever!

Scared my parents twice when i laughed so loud that they woke up when i played this game at night and almost dropped my PS2, it's good that controller cable disconnected.

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