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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

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3.8/5

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3.8

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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
Description
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
Genre:
Action - Role-playing - Fantasy
Tags:
Action, Fantasy, Role-playing, Classic, Funny, show 4 more... Isometric, Medieval, Hack and Slash, Parody
User reviews

3.8/5

( 116 Reviews )

3.8

116 Reviews

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Product details
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB Rating: Teen...
System requirements
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
28 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Description
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
– IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
– Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
– Cheat Code Central

You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
28 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Action - Role-playing - Fantasy
Tags:
Action, Fantasy, Role-playing, Classic, Funny, show 4 more... Isometric, Medieval, Hack and Slash, Parody
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2004-10-28T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Company:
inXile Entertainment / inXile Entertainment
Size:
3.4 GB
Links:
Forum discussion
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)
Game features
Achievements
Cloud saves
Overlay
Single-player
Languages
English
audio
text
Deutsch
audio
text
español
audio
text
français
audio
text
italiano
audio
text
polski
audio
text
русский
audio
text
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Posted on: June 7, 2025

samuraisnake89

Games: 107 Reviews: 2

Love this game

Love this game. reminds me of my youth when i played games similar with same art style. Wonderful use of a Bard's skills. love the sarcastic responses.

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Posted on: September 17, 2025

thieluar

Verified owner

Games: 97 Reviews: 1

A great game

It's fun, it's funny, you will definitely get a good laugh. The combat is pretty much on par with great PS2 games. You play a bard, so it's a bit different than most builds you have probably played in other games, but still the combat is smooth, it's fun, and makes sense. Again, you will laugh. This game is under 10 dollars, and it gives you fun and laughter. Ignore the naysayers that complain about versions and technical details that don't matter when what you actually care about is the game itself. I owned it on PS2 and I own it on PC and oh buy is it fun.

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Posted on: September 23, 2025

Merciz

Verified owner

Games: 68 Reviews: 1

can't recommend this yet

as it stands right now, i can't recommend getting this because of the performance issues. tried everything i could to make it work ( i did get to start playing the game but the character looks like it's running through a stick of thick butter so it barely moves ) until they fix this performance issue i can't recommend this game.

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Posted on: October 5, 2025

Obsc3n3

Verified owner

Games: 71 Reviews: 1

Doesn't start

The game won't start, all you get is a black screen. Don't waste your money

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Posted on: October 13, 2025

taigah

Verified owner

Games: 78 Reviews: 3

Not a good game.

Its funny and well written yes but the gameplay is tedious and repetetive, just overall bad. The "remastered" version isnt worth it. I have a feeling its not even running smoothly on modern computers.

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