Posted on: September 27, 2016

evilphish
Verified ownerGames: 91 Reviews: 1
Groundhog Day
After being somewhat blinded by the 5-star reviews I bought this game here on GOG. I have to say it was a waste. Having played Privateer and Freespace back in the days I had certain hopes for a nice mixture of a captivating story and a glorious sandbox. Sadly, Starpoint Gemini 2 does not deliver. How so? Well: 1) non-combat options Trading or asteroid mining sounds good on paper but the minimal cash flow that results from these activities just ends in a hell of a grind to the next ship. 2) missions There are 5 types of mission: a) Assasination: fly to A, kill stuff, done b) Maintenance: fly to A, press a button, wait 10 seconds, done c) capture: fly to A, do not kill everything but board target ship, wait till boarding completed, done d) taxi: fly to A, pick up faceless npc, deliver to B, maybe kill stuff along the way e) supply run: go to A, pick up cargo, deliver to B, maybe kill stuff along the way They are all a variations of "go here, shoot stuff" or "go here, press a button, wait". They have no story whatsoever and the small pieces of text you are offered as an "explanation" as to why you should do this mission could not be more bland and uninteresting. 3) progression Capturing enemy ships is easy as pie and selling those ships results in quite an amount of cash flow. It is so easy to make loads of money this way that a) any other way pales in comparison and b) this results in you being able to breeze through the ship tiers, often skipping entire tiers along the way. The DLCs only make this worse as they offer 2 special ships that outperform other available ships 3 tiers above their current one. 4) story The story is really bland and probably the worst part is the appalling voice acting. Honestly, it is so bad that I literally cringe in my seat everytime I hear my character talk. B-movies like Sharknado have better dialogues... If you are looking for another Privateer or Freelancer... stay away from this. You will be disappointed!
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