Posted on: August 7, 2021
Handsome Stranger
Verified ownerGames: Reviews: 19
It's not a bad game, it's just… not good
While it is very tempting at first look, this game lacks some things that would make it great. The visuals are okay, the problem is that the game is relatively low on variety. Entire streets are mapped with one single texture. Not a single crack on a wall or a smashed window or a graffiti or anything. I really wish they would have spent more time on level design rather than the ginormous bouncing boobs. It gets boring more often than not. The game tries to operate with environmental puzzles. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you wander around for an hour to find a single polygon you need to shoot in order to proceed. Half-life is doing a much better job at this. This, combined with the previously mentioned “lack of vision”, makes this a rather tedious endeavor and even the semi-interesting plot cannot help there. Perhaps the problem is that much better FPSs were released at the same age, which set the bar too high for this guy to jump. Quake(s), Unreal, Half-life, Turok (not the overpriced GoG version), even Kingpin is more enjoyable with its neckless mobsters. If you are really keen on retro FPSs, and have beaten all the above titles, I guess you can give it a shot. But I recommend waiting for a discount. Except if you go crazy for huge bouncing virtual boobs. Then this is your game.
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