Posted on: December 29, 2016

fredsshadow
Verified ownerGames: 713 Reviews: 3
Yell at screen. Build strong voice.
Balanced on a fence? Need to jump off at a precise moment to take out a hard-to-get target? Good luck. Your character will stare at the flat ground two feet below them with terror as you try hopelessly to find the precise pixel that will show the jump option. Meanwhile your opportunity is vanishing, and you'll take to pounding the movement key while moving your mouse around, just hoping that you'll stumble upon that elusive sweet spot. Maybe, you think to yourself, the problem could be solved if you rotate the camera. So you try do so so in a way that will show the character and their target, and those three buildings won't ALWAYS be in the way. But no, now you've lost the opportunity. Similar to the above, good luck throwing bodies off cliffs when you're in a rush.You have 2.5 seconds until the trio of guards' vision cone lights up like a Christmas tree? All you need to do is throw the body and you're golden? Nope. You're screwed. You'll spend about five seconds trying to find the precise location, which looks like every location around you, from which you can throw the body. I guess that makes the characters obsessive compulsives. They have to do things at the precisely correct location. Another irritant? Sure, how about how they repeat the same damn phrases every ten seconds, with only about four or five variants. "An Elegant solution" "How elegant" "Elegantly done" "I will do so. Elegantly". No, that doesn't get tiring at all. Do you love RTS without pauses while you try to use up to 5 characters? You're in luck. You can tell everyone to do an action at the exact same time, but you can't chain actions, and you can't pause to issue new orders, or even pause while lining up their actions. Time keeps marching forward. Enemies are quick-draw artists. In the 0.1 seconds between them spotting you and you killing them with the weapon you are already plunging into their heart they will pull out their gun and shoot you with a marksman's accuracy. Never missing.
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