Posted on: December 14, 2021

Zetawilk
Verified ownerGames: 246 Reviews: 7
What is happening?
Why are there fifty-seven projectiles on screen? Why are there multiple paintings arcing around at me? How do I traverse a corridor with a low ceiling and a spike trap I can't jump over? Why is there black smoke coming from the character? Why don't the button prompts match up with the controller? How do I get past the second room? Why is everything so expensive? Why do I need to give away all my money to enter? Why are there so many enemies and why do they do so much damage? What does the "Gay" trait actually do? Why did this teleport teleport me in the path of a currently-swinging ball and chain that one-shot me? Why did I purchase this game? Why are there only four basic appearances for characters?
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