Posted on: November 26, 2020

pjdodd
Verified ownerGames: 107 Reviews: 64
Crude, Dated, Unfair, Stupid, and Clumsy
Too clumsy in it's controls, too hard with the enemies, too punishing in player death and too feeble in the upgrades it offers. The controls especially make this game suck more than it should - developers please stop using the hold down to attack mechanic, especially when it is the only way to activate wanky timed-limited platforms. Dear God - developers can you stop doing that please? Wherever this cretinous concept come from can we all send it back there from now on? The game really shows the clunky Flash legacy (good riddance to that awful software and it's retarded coding) by the jerkiness of the movements of just about everything. The response of the player is bad and the slowness of the attacks relative to the speed movement is embarrasingly bad. It's fake challenge that's neither fun nor rewarding, whatever the outcome. Upgrades are both over-priced with a barely noticable effect and worse, upgrading one stat increases the price of EVERYTHING. Worse still, there is an amazingly awful mechanic that beggers belief: if you don't spend all your money you lose it when entering the castle. So if the cheapest upgrade is say 580 gold and you've got 570, you lose it all. Developers can be dumb fucks sometimes and this idea shows it. As I write the devs already seek to correct this mess for the sequel, kind of confirms the damp mess that RG1 is really. I bought this at 75% off and feel cheated.
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