Posted on: May 17, 2013

Decagon
Games: 175 Reviews: 1
Embarrassingly stupid.
It is one of the worst games I've ever played. I'd consider myself a fan since the days of the original Dos/Apple II game, but this game plain sucks. IMO Cell shaded action games look weird. As Yahtzee put it, "It looks like they drew abs on the prince with a felt tipped pen." The controls are lame. Press a button and wait for something to happen. It's hardly interactive, and its impossible to die... You just watch the same, stupid cut scene of Elika saving you whenever you fall off a ledge. The action is boring. Press a few buttons - watch a lame, drawn out, slo-mo fight scene. There's no challenge. And who came up with that wall grabbing glove? Disappointingly unrealistic. There are 20 or so levels in the game, and every one is completed the same way: head to level - cut scene - platform to boss - cut scene - kill boss - cut scene - collect a ton of useless shiny orbs. Running around, monotonously trying to collect 500 meaningless white orbs is not my idea of fun. Ever listen to Daft Punk's song Around the World? The voice-overs are embarrassing. Prince- "Anything else I need to know?" Elika- "You're an idiot" If it weren't for the sexy voices, I'd think I was listening to junior-high drama students. The Prince is unneeded, he's just a bigmouth tag-along. Elika should just ditch him and do it herself. In fact, we should be playing as Elika. She's saving the prince 80% of the time anyway. It's merely an over-hyped game that bores you with simplicity.
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