Posted on: January 7, 2022
Mass2048
Games: 326 Reviews: 7
Terrible.
There are so many good games out there, why waste your time one this? Mindless violence.
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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut
Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention.
Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 levels (plus 4 new levels and 24 new characters in the expansion pack). Exploit mass murder opportunities, mow down marching bands, spray protesters, charbroil whole towns. Enter multiplayer mode Go Postal with up to 15 other death row candidates.
Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 levels (plus 4 new levels and 24 new characters in the expansion pack). Exploit mass murder opportunities, mow down marching bands, spray protesters, charbroil whole towns. Enter multiplayer mode Go Postal with up to 15 other death row candidates.
- Includes the original POSTAL and the Special Delivery Expansion Pack
- A fast-paced, guns-blazing, mind-numbing isometric view killing spree
- Look at the world through the eyes of a psycho!
©2009, RWS Inc. All Rights Reserved. POSTAL®, Champ™, Krotchy™, Postal Dude™, the Running With Scissors name and the Running With Scissors logo are registered trademarks of RWS Inc. in the United States and/or other Countries.
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manual (26 pages)
HD wallapers (Postal series)
avatars (Postal series)
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.
Recommended system requirements:
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
13.5 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
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Posted on: April 17, 2009
antihippie
Games: 196 Reviews: 52
Making murder boring
Postal is a plot-less top down murder simulation. You go around with a variety of weapons killing as many people as possible, until you've satisfied the arbitrary level requirements. The screens vary, you choose between weapons...and that's it. Unlike Postal 2 which at least features the rudiments of a plot, and some jabs at crude humor, there is really nothing to recommend this game after 3 minutes of play time. Postal gained a great deal of notoriety at the time of its release due to its name and content, and Running with Scissors has since taken on the mantle of clown prince martyr of the game industry. Which is an excellent cover for the pointlessness of their products. It's not that it's buggy, or ugly, it's just played out and monotonous. Original Grand Theft Auto did it much better, and with infinitely more class. Are you the kind of person that enjoys massacring people on the street, simply because they are there? If so, seek professional help. But don't buy Postal, because you'll be bored to tears like everyone else. It shouldn't surprise anyone that Uwe Boll found this game worthy of a screenplay.
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Posted on: April 28, 2009
Nvidic
Verified ownerGames: 211 Reviews: 2
Expected Postal 2 fun in 2D
Killing some sprites in postal is just not fun, Because i played postal 2 a lot and found it realy entertaining and fun. And i thought lets play postal 1, i thought, postal 2, postal 1 same games's right. NOT, Postal 1 is just boring! I stake postal 2 a KM higer then postal 1, and when Postal 2 is released on GOG.COM, iam sure gonna buy it and relives al those crazy and intense moments!
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Posted on: April 17, 2009
HarrowingFun
Games: 524 Reviews: 3
Horrendous
Pointless massacre gameplay that hasn't aged well. Compared to Grand Theft Auto it simply isn't any fun. This shouldn't really be played by anyone. The cutscenes are nightmare-inducing, but not in a good way. Graphics are functional and the audio is traumatic. Avoid like the plague!
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Posted on: April 17, 2009
TheAlans
Games: 432 Reviews: 18
Video Games at their lowest.
This is gaming at its lowest form, not most basic, just lowest and most pathetic. Calm me a grumpy old man I don't care, but if you have a modicum of self respect you'll spend your money on better titles. I only know a couple people who like this series and they are my friends of which like to smoke the green. So don't burn your green here if you don't smoke it.
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