POSTAL: Classic and Uncut

i hate dis game

Good game 4:20

This game is so sexy. I All SWJ and feminazi should play this game and mabey touch themself sometimes.

There are so many good games out there, why waste your time one this? Mindless violence.

Postal is a plot-less top down murder simulation. You go around with a variety of weapons killing as many people as possible, until you've satisfied the arbitrary level requirements. The screens vary, you choose between weapons...and that's it. Unlike Postal 2 which at least features the rudiments of a plot, and some jabs at crude humor, there is really nothing to recommend this game after 3 minutes of play time. Postal gained a great deal of notoriety at the time of its release due to its name and content, and Running with Scissors has since taken on the mantle of clown prince martyr of the game industry. Which is an excellent cover for the pointlessness of their products. It's not that it's buggy, or ugly, it's just played out and monotonous. Original Grand Theft Auto did it much better, and with infinitely more class. Are you the kind of person that enjoys massacring people on the street, simply because they are there? If so, seek professional help. But don't buy Postal, because you'll be bored to tears like everyone else. It shouldn't surprise anyone that Uwe Boll found this game worthy of a screenplay.