Posted on: December 16, 2019
Early Access review
Malus777
Games: 38 Reviews: 1
I don't own this game
Feels like postal 2, so it's cool. Cooler than my mom.
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POSTAL 4: No Regerts
Description
The POSTAL Dude is back!
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)
Key Features
- Approach your errands in a non-linear fashion within total free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay! Seek out optional side quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure in the town of Edensin!
- Pick-Yer-Dude! Choose Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, as the voice of the POSTAL Dude! Or go with returning fan favorites Rick Hunter (P1 & P2) and Corey Cruise (PIII) as alternate voice choices, giving you more POSTAL Dude than ever at your fingertips!
- Enjoy full freedom in your choice of pacifist vs. aggressive playstyle! Plenty of new tools to support your (mostly) peaceful confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
- Brandish an over-the-top arsenal, from the devestating boom of the quadruple-barreled Fournicator to the feathered chaos of the Pigeon Mine!
- Add that POSTAL twist to your weaponry with potent power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink! Supercharge your fists, mighty foot, and urethra with a dose of the testicle-shrinking Vitamin X!
- Discover unique weapon combos and capabilities! Combine a feline with a Grenade or the Rocket Launcher for some mobile explosive pussy! Mix a little Catnip with your Hunting Rifle to curve every bullet to its exact mark! Feeling down? Use the Rattler to grapple your way to new heights!
- Experience a bevy of interactivity as you feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work, stock up on inventory (for a price!) at automated Vending Machines, and, for the first time ever in the franchise, use and flush functioning toilets!
POSTAL 4 contains Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Mature Humor, and Use of Drugs and Alcohol.
©Running With Scissors Studios LLC, 2019. All rights reserved. POSTAL® The Worst Game Ever™ and Running With Scissors® are Registered Trademarks and Service Marks of Running With Scissors Studios LLC in the United States and/or other countries. “POSTAL 4: No Regerts uses the Unreal® Engine. Unreal® is a trademark or registered trademark of Epic Games, Inc. in the United States of America and elsewhere.” “Unreal® Engine, Copyright 1998 – 2019, Epic Games, Inc. All rights reserved.”
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19.5 h Completionist
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Posted on: April 21, 2022
Ezekiel_666
Games: 265 Reviews: 13
It is good, no big suprise here.
It is really sad, that Germany is beeing a stupid virgin and you GoG and CPR... If a game is baned in a country, it should be somewhat be able to buy it here. Be once again better than Steam :)
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Posted on: April 25, 2020
Early Access review
KingShotgunHobo
Verified ownerGames: 433 Reviews: 46
Dick Stuck, Help! ERROR 42069
Dank developers, dank gameplay, dank amount of updates and love, sadly bit gay compared to postal 2. But fits the satire this time, it´s a pretty gay soy latte time we have. So let´s piss down some hipster and yuppies throats! Weapons..... man.... postal 2 guns felt like SHIT in comparison to the awesome unreal engine 4 equivalents in postal 4 and this is ALPHA. Support them! I dishonor your entire gypsie bandwagon posse that you call family if you don´t, this ain´t no option, DIS A ROBBERY. They put civvie in this game. THEY FUCKING GOT BALLS OF STEEEEL and I respect that. Now thumbs down my review you fuckturds. Thanks.
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Posted on: January 7, 2022
Early Access review
Mass2048
Games: 326 Reviews: 7
Terrible.
There are so many good games out there, why waste your time one this? Mindless violence.
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Posted on: January 28, 2021
Early Access review
LanDiChiYouMen
Games: 28 Reviews: 24
-Lol
You're an idiot if you can't review a game without saying words like "gay" or call people soy boys.. Citing the fact an abysmal YT personality who is equally obnoxious and douchey as yourself is in the game makes me NOT want to touch this game. Thanks for the tiny bit of info moron lol People come here to get information about a product. Not your right wing douche opinions that are backed up by a dumbass worldview. The real cowards are yourselves. Why not go storm your own capitol again you angry clowns? Pathetic
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