The POSTAL Dude is back!
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scor...
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)
Key Features
Approach your errands in a non-linear fashion within total free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay! Seek out optional side quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure in the town of Edensin!
Pick-Yer-Dude! Choose Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, as the voice of the POSTAL Dude! Or go with returning fan favorites Rick Hunter (P1 & P2) and Corey Cruise (PIII) as alternate voice choices, giving you more POSTAL Dude than ever at your fingertips!
Enjoy full freedom in your choice of pacifist vs. aggressive playstyle! Plenty of new tools to support your (mostly) peaceful confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
Brandish an over-the-top arsenal, from the devestating boom of the quadruple-barreled Fournicator to the feathered chaos of the Pigeon Mine!
Add that POSTAL twist to your weaponry with potent power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink! Supercharge your fists, mighty foot, and urethra with a dose of the testicle-shrinking Vitamin X!
Discover unique weapon combos and capabilities! Combine a feline with a Grenade or the Rocket Launcher for some mobile explosive pussy! Mix a little Catnip with your Hunting Rifle to curve every bullet to its exact mark! Feeling down? Use the Rattler to grapple your way to new heights!
Experience a bevy of interactivity as you feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work, stock up on inventory (for a price!) at automated Vending Machines, and, for the first time ever in the franchise, use and flush functioning toilets!
POSTAL 4 contains Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Mature Humor, and Use of Drugs and Alcohol.
I have finished first day missions and game feels like Postal 2. I'm not going to comment on graphics or optimization let's face it running with scissors is developer, nuff said. As we all know game is made in a way that things tend to escalate as you progress. Day 1 missions are fun and easy but one that stands out as boring as hell is sewer mission, that's single reason game gets 4 stars even in development since I don't see how this mission can be made better. So far game looks promising, there are no cops yet but civilians are well armed and you are free to explore and raise hell.
I expect that all kind of animal rights/religious/SJW zealots will throw lot of hate towards this game but that is part of fun waiting for full version.
Its time to piss some mouths and smoke Health Pipes, and im all of Health Pipes. The Postal Dude is back, and now hes voiced by John Saint John(though you can change to Corey Cruise and Rick Hunter), and hes better than ever. In a new janky HD engine, he continues his adventures looking for a job, doing groceries and meeting up celebrities, if this leads up to a shoot out agaisnt feminists or cultists is totally incidental.
It makes me so incredibly sad to leave this review, because in terms of the game itself it's nearly a 5.
In the world we live in currently, irreverent games are few and far between. Games like this are needed desperately. And by "games like this", I mean FUN games.
Did Running With Scissors need to make this game? No.
But this is the human condition. Sometimes we don't NEED to do things, you just do things because you can.
Unfortunately, I have to give this game a 1-star rating because it is so INCREDIBLY UNOPTIMIZED. Yes, I am aware the game is in development, but that would be an understatement with this outing.
This is not a AAA game with bleeding edge graphics. The insanely low framerates and stuttering are on a whole other level here.
Hey! Would you please sign my petition to convince Big-Toilet to start manufacturing toilet paper that was pre-soaked in chlorine... You know, to help with the... Umm... Pigeon situation?..
No? Oh well... remember kids... don't try this in real-life.
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