POSTAL 2

That game made me actually laugh here and there. I'm lovin it.

This game has kept me entertained for a good month or two when I first got it but then I dropped it after a while, then I picked it back up, then rinse and repeat. I Recommend it.

My OS X system is a Macbook Air 3, 2 (late 2010). I use OS X 10.9.4. This game performs very well, though the fan comes on after a while. Still, there is no great heat when it does come on (some game REALLY cause my MBA to heat up, but this is not one of them). This games runs fine with OS X 10.9.4, though the game requirements say it cannot run on OS X 10.9. If that is true, then OS X 10.9.4 does not apply. So I guess if you have OS X 10.9.0, you're screwed. But OS X 10.9.4 is free, and you need to up-grade and join us out of the stone age. What's wrong with you, anyway? You are REALLY still using OS X 10.9.0? You know, I should really kick your ass. I mean, come on, buddy, the dinosaurs died 65 Million years ago, and here you are using OS X 10.9.0 when you could be using OS X 10.9.4. OK, my computer may be four years old - and sure, computer years are worse than dog years - but at least I am not still using OS X 10.9.0 like you, you loser... I remember a few weeks ago when I was using OS X 10.9.2. God, so much has happened since then... Where does it all go, hmm? Oh, by the way, this game is pretty good, and maybe you should think about getting it.

Never has there been a more delicate and considered balance of jank, 90s irony/satire, calculated bad taste, and considered, careful implementation of meticulously thought-out gameplay mechanics. Despite essentially having operated at varying levels of functionality over the years and the updates, from 'barely working' in the beginning to 'mostly operational' now, Postal 2 has nevertheless always been a blast to play. It sets you loose in a fun open world and encourages you to explore and have a good time through breaking it. It's less edgy than its isometric predecessor whose name really isn't important anymore, possibly due to being released post-Columbine, but that's essentially to its credit. Although it can get a little dark and brutal depending upon how you choose to play, it never has too much of an impact to it and I always feel like it takes place in the same universe as say, Married With Children, so I can never take it too seriously. The gunplay works, the hit point loss/restoration mechanics are easy to understand, and the weapons and mechanics that break functionality at least do so entertainingly. And it always seems like some new weird thing happens every time I go through it. The devs have also made almost every piece of additional content they've ever released free as of this time, and as of me writing this the game itself is being given away for free on GOG. So what's to lose? I know I regret nothing.

Best deal since Valve's Orange Box. Postal 2, Share The Pain, and Apocalypse Weekend, for only $9.99?! Seems unreal, but it isn't. Postal 2 is a great FPS that can classify as a stress reliever. It's not about story or meaning. It's about knocking the crap out of cops with a shovel.