Posted on: March 27, 2015

innerburke
Games: Reviews: 1
Tastiest RPG in years
W A R N I N G This game DOES NOT include: - Quicktime events. - Climbing towers. - Poor writing. - Plastic drama. - Tacked-on multiplayer. - Social features. - Microtransactions. - Delusions of being an MMO. - Sesquipedalophobia. - Contempt for its own audience. - Scenes added for the trailer's sake. - Hollywood envy. - Obsessive excessism. - "Press X for Awesome!" - Skyrim's approach to map markers. - Ubisoft's approach to optimization. - Game-breaking DRM. - Spyware. - Malware. - Mass Effect 3's ending (or so I hope). If you're like me, that's a good thing. Pillars of Eternity is the best goddamn RPG I have played in years. It's atmospheric, genuine, filled with awe and constantly laying down little mysteries you just want to know the answers to. I'm yet to finish it, but after the time I've spent with it already, I'm ready to crown it, wrap it in the comfiest of blankets--like the world's softest burrito--and proceed to discharge medieval Polish poetry and foot massages until it knows how precious it is to me and how much I appreciate its stubborn refusal to treat me in the same disrespectful way most of today's entertainment products do. Good job, Obsidian, you beautiful bastards.
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