Lacuna – A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure

So the game looked cool and I went to check out their website to see what sort of a team they were as I like supporting small developers. I found this prominently featured on their website: "We value a diversity of opinions and positions as much as any other type of diversity. However, some 'opinions' are dumb and wrong, and bigots don't have a place at DigiTales." Translation: No one to the right of Karl Marx is allowed to work here. If they actually meant the real meaning of the word bigot: "persons who are intolerant of different opinons, especially regarding religion" that would be great. But we all know that when they say bigot,they are not concerned about making Christians feel welcome there, what they really mean is that anyone who holds views different from their "progressive" views are not welcome ... ironically enough, making them actual bigots. I have experienced this type of work environment enough to know that I do not want to support it financially. We have enough of these "PC babies" working in the gaming industry pushing out the real talent, we don't need yet another team full of them.

Well, as the "author" himself has stated, everything is wrong with this pixelated story. Why would I need platforming WASD controls in my adventure? Why would I need a GAME with tons of story and not actual gameplay at all? You can easily see that the "developer" of this thing has a big grudge against the old diamonds. "While the classics were great in their time". Guess what snob, they are called classics for a reason, they are still great in this current day and age, unlike your pathetic and pretentious pixelated story that no one will remember after a month, at most. All of the descriptions are all about story, story, muh immersionn, story, story, muh immersionn story, story! Hey dude? Honestly, why won't you give it a rest and go write a novel or some comic book and let the adventure gaming to other, actually talented people? Even the pixel art has nothing special, very basic stuff that will remind you tons of other platform games. The art direction is non-existent. Everyone is a "pixel artist" nowadays. A casual walk on Twitter and you can find 10.000 pixel artists praising one another of how gud they are! Guess what primadonnas! The adventure genre needs more coders. Coders who are creative, have a clear vision and know what they are doing. To top all of this, take the icing on the cake, this pixelated thing needs W10 to run!!!LOL! What a joke, what a lovely joke. Instant black list for these "developers".