Posted on: October 29, 2021
templar1138
Verified ownerGames: 136 Reviews: 5
I don't WANT any of these women...
I loved the first HuniePop. It was cute, dorky, just sexy enough for me to keep my owning it a secret, and involved a variety of decently-rounded characters to pick my favorites from. I like the silly premise to this one, as well as the gameplay changes, but the characters... Abia: While the notion of a woman from an Islamic culture going overboard in her sexual liberation isn't too farfetched to me, this character is ridiculous in a bad way. Still, she's not the worst. Ashley: I found her amusing at first, but it didn't take long for me to get tired of her flippant arrogance. At one point, she even remarks how I'd be hanging from the ceiling fan without her, and my first thought was, "Lady, in the last game, I seduced the Goddess of Love. Who the hell are you?" Brooke: What's better than one MILF? One MILF other than this one. Any sex appeal she had in her introduction quickly diminished in the face of her opulent indifference. Candace: I'm a sapiosexual. That should explain everything I hated about this character. Zoey: I actually liked this character. It was a nice change of pace to encounter someone who I would think was absolutely bonkers if I weren't being followed around and guided by an invisible sex-fairy. I wouldn't bang her, but I'd happily be her friend. Lailani: Basically Beli, but less curvy. Jessie: She wasn't my favorite in the first game, but I didn't dislike her. I still don't, but damn does her current story make me sad. Kyu: Lady Not-Sexable In This Game. Lillian: A goth valley girl. That is NOT a combination I needed or wanted in my life. Lola: She's not all that different from the first game, but I never really liked her. Nora: Hoo boy, so many ethnic stereotypes. Polly: I don't care that I can choose peach instead of eggplant, because those hips don't lie. Sarah: What's worse than a gyaru? A weeb gyaru.
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