Posted on: September 16, 2025

jmussemann
Verified ownerGames: 54 Reviews: 1
Childhood treasure
One of my favorite as a kid, love the humor of Al
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Al Lowe, author of Leisure Suit Larry, abuses the Old West in computerdom's first Comedy Western: Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist.
And you get to live that legend... the tall-but-twisted tale of a man raised as a gunslinger, who gave it all up for his first love: pharmacology!
The year is 1888; the setting, post-Gold Rush California. As Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist, you uncover a treacherous plot to turn your once-thriving metropolis into a ghost town. With pestles and pistols, you defend your bucolic burg from one catastrophe after another: arson, stampedes, hired guns, riverboat gamblers...even terminal flatulence!
Al Lowe has stolen...er, immortalized...every Hollywood Western cliche' and character, adding his own perverse twists to produce his funniest game yet! You'll meet the pretty-but-shy Schoolmarm, the Madame with a Heart-of-Gold, the faithful Indian sidekick (Srini Lalkaka Bagdnish), and a cast of the most memorable characters ever to grace your monitor's silver screen.
So come on, buck-a-roos! Strap on your spurs, saddle up your Palomino, and:

© 1993 Activision Publishing, Inc. Activision is a registered trademark and Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist is a trademark of Activision Publishing, Inc. All rights reserved. The ratings icon is a registered trademark of the Entertainment Software Association. All other trademarks and trade names are the properties of their respective owners.
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Posted on: September 16, 2025

jmussemann
Verified ownerGames: 54 Reviews: 1
Childhood treasure
One of my favorite as a kid, love the humor of Al
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Posted on: October 25, 2025

82brute
Verified ownerGames: 227 Reviews: 3
The Airplane II of video games
Playing this is like playing a standard Sierra game while Al Lowe lays on top of you, making jokes about farts and Nixon. This game is for a slightly smaller crowd than, say, Monkey Island. You have to be able to stomach Hop-Sing Along's pretty rough "Chinese" accent as well as Al Lowe's narrator constantly shooting jokes at you about genitals, the the intelligence level of the Bush administration, and, boy howdy, look how much we are breaking the fourth wall in this Sierra game! It's great looking, it's got the exact humor you might expect, and it has the right amount of ambition (and clunkiness) for a great Sierra game. That said, one of the game's ambitions is to have a LOT of unique reactions to many, many different objects in the world. There are sooooo many things to click on and look at. Which is to say, you spend a looooot of time listening to Al Lowe making Al Lowe jokes. So it's really Al Lowe's humor that will determine how much you like this game. It has some fantastic touches, like a continuous musical number that introduces each act of the game -- which is delightful! But it also has many of the usual frustrating Sierra gameplay choices. It's a solid game with some memorable sequences, but you probably won't care about that if you reached your poop-joke limit 4 pixel hunts ago and quit playing. So you might love it, you might hate it, but it's a fun example of a great good game. It's not a GREAT game, it's definitely a good game, and maybe a great goood game if you think you can dig it's specific humor. The game has a lot of talent and experience behind it and they make a good product, but it still feels kinda stale, and the jokes are a little dusty, and it moves a little slow. Very much the Airplane II of video games.
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Posted on: November 17, 2017

Lockjaw123
Verified ownerGames: 293 Reviews: 6
LSL Goes West, sort of!
I bought this game when it first came out, and was immediately immersed in it. The gameplay is fantastic, the puzzles difficult enough to keep you interested but not too frustrated, and the soundtrack is wonderful. If you're not singing "Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas! Fearless, earless, and free!" within the first five minutes, then this game probably isn't for you. Otherwise, saddle up, because you're in for a great adventure! Just watch out for the snail invasion!
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Posted on: January 28, 2019

asherdumort
Games: 291 Reviews: 1
A Classic everyone should try!
I am a retired pharmacist. I bought Freddy when it came out ( back in the Windows 95 days ). Fell in love with it. The story is fun and Al Lowe's gags are top-notch. I really believe Al had to have had a pharmacist help him with some of the gags as they're spot on for those of us in the profession. I'm so glad I can play it again.
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Posted on: October 31, 2025

jackearlthree_8124
Verified ownerGames: 12 Reviews: 3
OLDY BUT GOODY
I OWNED THIS MANY YEARS AGO. THE FIRST OF THE ADVENTURE GAMES WITH -what we thought were- GREAT GRAPHICS....FOR THE 90S!
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