Posted on: January 4, 2016

tyraarane
Verified ownerGames: 311 Reviews: 3
Actually the worst. Don't.
Michael Clarke Duncan, Patrick Stewart, and RAS combined couldn't save this clunker. I gave up on level 8, which had the most baffling design choice ever. Let's review: you have to take out four warlocks, who will respawn, while also fighting up-close enemies who also respawn, in order to take down an ice gate. Oh, and while the warlocks are alive, they're continuously repairing the gate. Oh, and you can only take out the warlocks with ranged weaponry, and only ONE of the three characters is ANY good at ranged damage. Does that sound like fun to you? Well good, because you get to repeat this exact same gameplay mechanic on the end boss! That was the point at which I quit. The game was just "meh" up until that point. Chapter eight graduated it to "actively damaging the brain of anyone who makes the mistake of trying to play it." The PC port is abysmal, besides. Extremely limited options (literally the only in-game option is "subtitles"!). Bad graphics and screen-tearing. Controller is practically required to play, and even then, expect some seriously clunky moments. Especially since all the gameplay tips still give things in the default keyboard config! Everywhere! Even in menus! And you can't control the camera at all, leading to some awkward moments. The game is also HORRIBLE at communicating anything to the player. The characters may suggest you have to take down an obstacle, but don't communicate how. What are those little scrolls I keep picking up? I think it's XP, but I HAVE NO IDEA. Avoid. AVOID. It's an incredibly poorly designed console port that plays like baby's first hack 'n' slash and is nowhere near worth its starring cast.
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