Posted on: December 16, 2020

Specterk
Verified ownerGames: 381 Reviews: 3
Surprisingly shallow & profoundly broken
This long after day 0, the critical bugs and crashes should be a fading memory. Instead? 4 of my 7 gamer friends that bought it still haven't even been able to START it - ONCE. They all have well-put together, healthy, modern custom systems with no issues, and are even more competent than average at troubleshooting crappy game launches - but none of that is doing them any good. The bugs are truly THAT bad. On launch day, I luckily managed to reverse engineer a tedious, roundabout solution to my own crash woes after discovering that the game—for some truly inexplicable reason—is built upon a singularly-dysfunctional tangled-spaghetti framework of hacked-apart, hacked-together, console-inspired dependency libraries in what is without a doubt the biggest total failure of technical design that I have ever witnessed in a AAA title - and I've been making, breaking and playing PC games for almost 30 years. But I got to at least play through the story once, as a Nomad... ... until their 1.04 hotfix broke the game even worse. Now I am stuck among the ranks of those many, many, many who cannot even LAUNCH the game successfully - and believe me when I say I have tried *literally* every possibility short of changing my (very, very good) hardware. And it's now been like that for 4 days. Without a word from CDPR. Worse than that? What I HAVE been able to experience of the game didn't redeem it. - The voice acting is bad, occasionally dipping to indie levels. The protagonists are the worst offenders, sounding like something between college-aged sports announcers and movie trailers. - Characters are shallow, predictable tropes; I wouldn't normally complain IF they felt like they contributed meaningfully to any story somehow, but they all fell flat. - TAA, typical console-port mouse fuckery, bad menus... the list goes on, but I'm out of review space. I had a weird sense throughout that the game was actively fighting my best efforts to enjoy it. GG, game. You win.
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