Call of Juarez

Didn't age well

A very classic story of cat and mouse taken from both perspectives in a nicely don't game that doesn't overstay its welcome. Good gunplay and fun settings help elevate it a lot.

Well let's not lie, the game didn't age perfectly but it still a lot of fun if you enjoy those early 2000 fps, quality one, not the trash ones. But let's face it, it could get a little boring for some of the parts, and it's still not perfect for stability, I had to reload some of the save for the reverend cause of my caracter glitching under the ground while inside a cinematic. It's still very lovely, I love this western style, and well, it's worth a try since it's not overpriced.

Besides everything other reviews say (controls, you never have idea where to go, the whip thing) which are all true, there was a moment when I literally yelled gt-fo at my screen. And it was literally in episode 1. So, there´s this guy (who´s literally a pimp) blocking your way to talk to one of his ladies. I don´t know how to make him move so I just grab a bottle and thorw it at him. Then this text on screen appears saying "We do not allow harming animals or innocent civilians. If you continue, the game will end" ... Seriously? You´re telling me this in a shooter? After throwing a bottle to a character that was scripted to shoot me 2 minutes later anyways. The text itself made my wanna quit. But wanna hear the best part? 3 minutes after being scolded by the game for inappropriate behavior, I managed to find the woman who thenproceeds to try and give me a BJ.

I bought this game on disc back when it was new, from Ubisoft. The wretched thing was infested with starforce. Has starforce been completely removed from this version (and I do mean completely removed, not just a nocd, still leaving the optical drive wrecking drivers hanging around to cause havok and destruction on your PC)?