Posted on: December 17, 2021
StuntmanMikeL
Verified ownerGames: 303 Reviews: 52
Decent but didn't I review this already?
Ah, no matter, at least I can adjust my previous score, where I guess I was a bit too lenient. It's one of those early 2000s games that piqued my 14-year-old self's interest mostly because it had boobs in it and you could rip Nazis apart with cool-looking arm blades. And honestly, that's like the only thing this game has going for it. Whoever came up with this idea was a genius because the main character's design is definitely eye-catching and the blood-soaked, Nazi-killing premise pretty much guaranteed that this is going to sell like hotcakes. But let's be real - the gameplay itself is pretty janky and not very good. Melee attacks and character animations feel stiff, shooting doesn't require any skill because it's all auto-aiming, and the platforming just plain sucks. Some sections of the game are also beyond frustrating unless you play it on easy. So, bottom line, it's neither a good brawler nor a particularly good shooter, and again, the only thing that kinda keeps you playing is the sheer, cathartic mayhem and nudity. And yet, somehow it always works because whenever I reinstall this thing, I will play it until I get bored of dying, but instead of deleting it from hard drive, I'll just put on some cheats and keep playing anyway. I honestly don't need the challenge with this type of game because the difficulty options are just broken and picking between Easy and Medium is like picking between "your grandma can play this" and "you will toss your computer out the window". And let me tell you, I never even bothered trying the Hard mode and I don't care. None of that matters though because if the game's premise sounds like something you'd be into then you've already decided whether you're gonna play it or not. And I guess there are worse games that you could be playing...
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