Posted on: September 11, 2013

Fear57
Games: 60 Reviews: 11
A Machine for Poop.
I'm sure a lot of people were excited for the next installment and the past years updates and releases looked good, but the final product is horrible. You can complete it in 2 hours 55 minutes without speed running, and that's even finding all the notes and reading them. The description is laughable. "The darkest, most horrific tale ever told in a videogame." That is the biggest flat out lie I've ever seen. The story is one of the most boring I've encountered and is as clear as five pounds of dog feces. You do nothing, you walk and walk maybe pull down a lever or turn a valve then walk and walk and walk. You do not have a choice at all to explore because 98% of every door, window, and cabinet is locked. You can't even pick up 99% of objects. The graphics are awful, the voice acting is mediocre at best and never again will Frictional Games see any money from me. How dumb are they that they thought The Chinese Room was going to make this good? There is no forgiveness and no excuse.
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