Posted on: April 11, 2023

ThePretzelsCometh
Bestätigter BesitzerSpiele: Rezensionen: 1
Nice attempt that falls flat constantly.
TL;DR = Games released 30+ years ago are still better than this. As others have said, it starts off strong and feels as if it will go somewhere with entertaining characters. Instead we get dry (Mars dry) "humor" from the lead characters that is uninsprired. The voice acting is in between amertuerish and "we hired Lorenzo Lamas" quality. If this were a spoof on the games of old I could understand, but it is supposed to be serious. It is not. The many puzzle have almost zero clues, end up making little sense, like, at all. (I played Hugo growing up) To put the cherry on the cake, a long running joke with a fould mouthed character that is *bleeped* that works given the style of game. They went greedy, took already recorded lines, and just uncensored them to sell as DLC. Rubbish. And boy howdy did the ending make me want a refund. And defenestration. Few games make me feel like I wasted my time, but by the end, yeah, I want my time back.
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