Posted on: July 24, 2020
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Murder Hobo Simulator 2018
I absolutely despised this game at first. Nothing made sense and I was just a poor peasant boy, playing as another even poorer, more confused peasant boy named Henry. I rage quit multiple times. Then I discovered the cheese. No not the cheese Henry's mother gives him for breakfast, but the sweet, sweet aged cheese of the murder hobo profession. To unlock your muder hobo potential, simply get those four measly lockpicks from Fritz in the beginning of the game and after stealing Kunesh's stuff, find yourself a nice quiet house on the outskirts of Skallitz. Make sure you press "C" to sneak and enter this unsuspecting family's humble domicile. Find the wife, because the husband is likely out doing chores or his job. Sneak up behind her and choke her tf out like a serial killer with a tiny penis and a lifelong grudge against the fairer sex. Then snap her neck and loot her corpse. There will be a key to a chest on her. DO NOT USE THIS! It is tempting, but it is weakness to rely on crutches. Then simply save and quit before lockpicking the chest in the house so you have a save point. Practice lockpicking until the mingame is literally impossible to fail. Quit but don't save if you break a lockpick. Yes, I know this takes a long time, but you need to take advantage of this games save and quit system to practice. Once you are confident in your lockpicking abilities, break into that chest and steal those sweet Groshcen out of it. Repeat this until you are in posession of every single coin in the town of Skallitz. This should give your stealth and lockpicking skills a nice early game boost and fill your pockets with enough coin to make your life relatively more comfortable after the prologue.
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