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Jack is Life! Jack is Love! The Keaning is happening!

Most sales are just that: some nice deals, tons of games, some flowery marketing talk about those deals. Nothing more, nothing less. As you know, last year we ran our Fall Insomnia Promo with the usual expectations that follow a typical sale.

The Insomnia Promo was different. Very, very different. It morphed into something beyond our wildest expectations. Entire communities were staying awake for this sale. The RPG Codex was busily snapping up and all classic RPGs. 4chan's very own /v/ put aside their usual bickering about which console was best and started trying to find The Pattern (sorry guys, you didn't crack it :^) ). Meanwhile, Jack Keane acquired a cult following (JACK IS LOVE! JACK IS LIFE!) all the while collecting a flurry of 5 star reviews where gamers documented all sorts of miraculous manifestations of Jack's blessing in their lives. Lastly, the Insomnia promo garnered its own entry on our [url=http://www.gog.com/wishlist/site/the_return_of_the_insomnia_sale]wishlist.

Welcome to our Spring Insomnia Sale! Back by popular demand*, we will be putting up 100 games in limited quantities** with discounts up to 90%. We'll have more games for sale than Noah had animals in his ark. Indies. Classics. Classic indies, even. All kinds of games for all kinds of gamers. However, you have to be fast, faster than those Polish script kiddies*** lurking outside our offices so they can get 0.1 ms of ping!

We did change things up a bit this year. While checking out, keep an eye peeled for a random chance to get a free game. Yes, this time there will be no more split second freebies so everyone has an equal chance :)

*why would you do this to yourselves, you mad fools?!?!
**yes, we know that all games are being distributed digitally and quantities can be infinite, just roll with it, ok?
***it was a common theory that all the free games were being snatched up by Polish hackers. We don't have any hackers here in Poland, we deported them all...somewhere...
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Crewdroog: I used to be ok with spanish, but if you don't keep up with it you forget.
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Thrasher1984: True. In my case it's four years of French class for the birds...
moi aussi
ah francais! le poisson jouer dans la mer avec le grande stylo, voila mon pasport....ah gerrard derpardeu! bagette!
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The_Blog: It means in English:

"He wanted to kill me with a forklift!"
So not exactly jibberish but it makes no real scenes.
Well...
Unless someon wanted to kill you with a forklift xD
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awelcruiz: Close. It was "He TRIED to kill me with a forklift!"

And it was an MST3K reference.
Just tried to retranslate it back. Didn't know about the reference though. Also there was Google Translator involved in the process, so... ^^
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CelineSSauve: Would anyone like to sell their spare Shelter for $2? (Gifted a copy of Long Live the Queen. Thanks a million! jackster79 :D )
You're very welcome!
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awelcruiz: Close. It was "He TRIED to kill me with a forklift!"

And it was an MST3K reference.
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The_Blog: Just tried to retranslate it back. Didn't know about the reference though. Also there was Google Translator involved in the process, so... ^^
I was using Bing Translator.
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CptFandango: ah francais! le poisson jouer dans la mer avec le grande stylo, voila mon pasport....ah gerrard derpardeu! bagette!
*dies* And where did the fish get the giant pen, one has to wonder. ;)

I've lost most of my ability to write French (stopped taking courses in the language in grade 10), but I can still read and speak it. *snickers*
Hi
I forgot what to say I mean
Good Morning
I guess
Allez plus que 20 Alan Wake ! :)
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CptFandango: el matador fumer ceveza il a pico chipolata! viva el nachos! ariba!
hahaha

You are the great cornholio.
Post edited May 16, 2014 by Crewdroog
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Thrasher1984: True. In my case it's four years of French class for the birds...
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innocuous77: moi aussi
Too bad. But honestly, after some time I found myself not liking that language anyway.
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CptFandango: ah francais! le poisson jouer dans la mer avec le grande stylo, voila mon pasport....ah gerrard derpardeu! bagette!
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CelineSSauve: *dies* And where did the fish get the giant pen, one has to wonder. ;)

I've lost most of my ability to write French (stopped taking courses in the language in grade 10), but I can still read and speak it. *snickers*
From Gerrard, of course
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superstande: Hi
I forgot what to say I mean
Good Morning
I guess
Good morning sir, would you like to buy an American Nightmare for breakfast?
Mountain Dew time.
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The_Blog: Just tried to retranslate it back. Didn't know about the reference though. Also there was Google Translator involved in the process, so... ^^
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awelcruiz: I was using Bing Translator.
Touchê ^^

it is a bit of a grey zone.
"Er wollte mich töten"
Can be translated into
"He wanted to kill me" aswell as "He tried to kill me"
without any problem. Both are equaly true.
Although the litteral translation is "wanted to kill me".
But like I said you can say both without any problem.
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superstande: Hi
I forgot what to say I mean
Good Morning
I guess
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justanoldgamer: Good morning sir, would you like to buy an American Nightmare for breakfast?
Oh Yeees ! HE WANT !