Banned for taking questions.

Banned for looking at comments.

Banned because I have latency issues.

Banned for having lactating man-boobs.

Banned for being man-boob lactose intolerant.

Banned for feeding on man-boob milk.

Banned because kissing someone under the mistletoe is actually sexual assault.

Banned because, the sexual assault is actually against the mistletoe, which cannot defend itself and is forced to participate in x-rated scenes, without the ability to give consent either and no profit or compensation even, for that matter!

Banned for having a plant fetish.

Banned for having a mouse fetish.

Banned for planting BBQ peanuts.

Banned for nuts and associated treats.

Banned because the worst first and last name combination is Moe Lester.

Banned because I don't know what a "Rocket Grunt" is and I'm too lazy to look it up. Also: what happens if you cross a squirrel with a wallaby? Do you get an angry squirrel that's pretty fat, or a nut eating marsupial?

Banned because it means I am a grunt from Team Rocket. I will let Urban Dictionary explain it.