Yesterday at work when I had peed in the toilet (not flushed yet), my belt buckle became magically loose and dropped to the toilet.
So suddenly I had an existential-psychological dilemma:
- Should I flush the toilet hoping the belt buckle stays in the toilet and doesn't go with the water, risking of losing it? (I kinda like it.)
- Should I go out of the toilet and try to find something to pick the belt buckle with it? What if someone goes to that toilet in the mean time and takes a dump on it?
- Or should I overcome the natural human fear of touching your own urine?
I said feck it, and picked the belt buckle up with my hand. After all, don't they say that urine is actually very sterile? I made sure to wash my hand and the buckle with soap a few times after that.
Could have been worse. I could have taken a dump before the incident, but fortunately I wasn't physically and mentally up to it at that point, yet.
Finally, a problem I can relate to.