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General discussionShall i buy her a present? And what would do? Version 2.(67 posts)(67 posts)
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Posted January 28, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: ...
Jesus, man, stop perpetuating an era of distrust.
Posted January 28, 2015
>Being the gentleman that I am

Says the guy who's facilitating adultery

>We have done all things together

I bet I can think of a few that you haven't, but I'm too much of a gentleman to list them.
Posted January 28, 2015
Oh man, is this a real life digital novel? PICK THE WHITE PIDGEON!!!! WHITE PIDGEON!!!!!!!!!!
Posted January 28, 2015
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Wishbone: If you go after a person who's willing to cheat on their partner, don't be surprised when you wind up with a partner who's... willing to cheat on their partner. In this case, you.
Actually, that is precisely what happened to me in the past, from "politically correct" partners with "acceptable" status (single). Whatever comes round, goes round, as they say. I have seen everything, have been through a lot and right now, i don't mind, or i mind nothing at all, to be honest.

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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Ah! Please don't be vulgar! There are no bad people, only bad words!
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Licurg: I mean it. Women like that . Finger her if you don't like the taste, it'll be just as good .
To disclose on this matter... You think i didn't...? But this is no gift anyway. And who doesn't like the taste? Exchanging a french kiss after tasting it made even her like the taste!

Please, less pornography and humor and more gift ideas? Pretty please? I know you can!
Post edited January 28, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted January 28, 2015
>Please, less pornography...

Your motto is "Wangtastic!"
Posted January 28, 2015
Take some tasteful nude photos of her wearing a Manny Calavera mask.

Think how happy she'll be to see Tim Schafer's signature.
Posted January 28, 2015
Edit: EVEN BETTER IDEA: Go get an acoustic guitar and sing non-love songs outside her window at three in the morning. See now here is the genius of that plan, her husband won't be suspicious since you won't be singing love songs!
Post edited January 28, 2015 by NoNewTaleToTell
Posted January 28, 2015
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HeresMyAccount: >Please, less pornography...

Your motto is "Wangtastic!"
Yes? What about it? Lo Wang is not pornography!

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grimwerk: Take some tasteful nude photos of her wearing a Manny Calavera mask.

Think how happy she'll be to see Tim Schafer's signature.
And neither is Grim Fandago.
Post edited January 28, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted January 28, 2015
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Wishbone: If you go after a person who's willing to cheat on their partner, don't be surprised when you wind up with a partner who's... willing to cheat on their partner. In this case, you.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Actually, that is precisely what happened to me in the past, from "politically correct" partners with "acceptable" status (single). Whatever comes round, goes round, as they say. I have seen everything, have been through a lot and right now, i don't mind, or i mind nothing at all, to be honest.

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Licurg: I mean it. Women like that . Finger her if you don't like the taste, it'll be just as good .
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: To disclose on this matter... You think i didn't...? But this is no gift anyway. And who doesn't like the taste? Exchanging a french kiss after tasting it made even her like the taste!

Please, less pornography and humor and more gift ideas? Pretty please? I know you can!
Fine .

1.It has to be something she can wear at all times, or most of the time.
2.Doesn't come off as having been gifted by a man ,so her husband doesn't realize she's cheating .

Perfume or some non-jewelry accessory, like a scarf, hat or a hair-pin .
Post edited January 28, 2015 by Licurg
Posted January 28, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7:
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Licurg: Perfume or some non-jewelry accessory, like a scarf, hat or a hair-pin .
Or a clit piercing.
Posted January 28, 2015
You could adopt an elderly cow in her honor! You could even name the cow after her. Or maybe you can start calling her by the cow's name.
Posted January 28, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Actually, that is precisely what happened to me in the past, from "politically correct" partners with "acceptable" status (single). Whatever comes round, goes round, as they say. I have seen everything, have been through a lot and right now, i don't mind, or i mind nothing at all, to be honest.

To disclose on this matter... You think i didn't...? But this is no gift anyway. And who doesn't like the taste? Exchanging a french kiss after tasting it made even her like the taste!

Please, less pornography and humor and more gift ideas? Pretty please? I know you can!
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Licurg: Fine .

1.It has to be something she can wear at all times, or most of the time.
2.Doesn't come off as having been gifted by a man ,so her husband doesn't realize she's cheating .

Perfume or some non-jewelry accessory, like a scarf, hat or a hair-pin .
1. Exactly! That's what i am saying! Discreet and not offensive, or obvious! That 's it! Right on spot!
2. Yes, mentioned her good friend already.

Perfume? Could apply, but usually, people stick with only one brand and never change it. Will have to ask her so it will be spoiled... Accessory sounds good, but older women wear only jewelry ones... Non jewelry or faux bijoux are popular with the teenies (i learned that firsthand in another phase...) mostly! Still, thanks for the thought!

And damn, obvious valentine gifts are out of the question... Or maybe not?
Posted January 28, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Ah! No no no! Bad idea... :( About stressful though, i disagree. All my past relationships were stressful and damaging to me, even though girls involved had been single (then). Now i feel like bliss for once, for a change.
And what if someday she'll return to her husband (I mean, she won't want to see you anymore). Will your feelings get hurt? Have you thought about that? Are you prepared for that (if or when it happens)?

Of course I'm not judging you! ;-)
Posted January 28, 2015
WD-40 and a gallon of propane? Everybody loves WD-40 and maybe she needs to start learning about the joys of propane and propane accessories! Wait, you DO use propane, right? I shiver and shudder at the thought of offering good free advice to a...a....CHARCOAL USER! Bwahhhhh
Posted January 28, 2015
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NoNewTaleToTell: You could adopt an elderly cow in her honor! You could even name the cow after her. Or maybe you can start calling her by the cow's name.
Okay I can't top that.
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