^ secretly wishes the next prezzie is a pair of desperately needed glasses for me

^ received the glasses without glasses. The glasses have evaporated completely because of some GOGer's strongly acidic saliva.

^sniffs underwear before putting it into the laundry basket.

^ carries his used underpants in his pocket and uses them as handkerchief.

^Likes double dip posting. Oh, wait....

^ Loves tnt-flavoured cookies

^ was once the foreman overlooking ACME's TNT production, but was fired after a Union dispute turned.... sour

^ survives on mostly sour candy

^ required a gastrectomy after an ill-conceived Warheads eating contest.

To his credit he won 6 dollars.

^ was the loser in the Said Warheads eating contest

^still sour after losing the bet placed on the Warheads eating contest.

^ won a Multi-billion dollar bid in that same contest, now spends the rest of his days on a private island in the Caribbean, eating warheads & drinking rum

^ Is envious of Buenro-games, as he wanted said Private Island and lifestyle

^ Is involved in credit card fraud on a worldwide level.

Also is one of the people that sends spam emails claiming to be a Nigerian Prince needing help to move money out of the country

^ Owns a hotel in the Carribean catering only to clients who consume vast quantities of rum and warheads