^ once referred to his underpants as the Freddy's Nightmares.

^ was caught in a compromising position involving Freddy Mercury another person and an upturned barstool

^ watches the security footage of said incident in a dark room dressed as brian may circa 1976

^ thinks it's a great Idea to add the PC Booters of Wizardry 1-5 as an extra to Wizardry 6+7

^ thinks Wizadry will be good once a former Soviet bloc country develops for it

^ has had a nightmare when the Berlin Wall was torn down.

^ reads too many damn chivalric books!

^ hates it so much when the knight saves the princess(es) before he or his brother could.

^ has an obsession with spiky traps set-up for other travelers

^ once got caught in their own punji stake trap whilst hunting the great white numpty in the jungles of south east asia. had to chew off own foot to survive. cannot look at chopsticks without a traumatic flashback.

^ once came so close to capturing the Great White Numpty after wrestling it for 11 days, but got chased off by a horde of wild geese. This forever changed him to the point where even mentioning goose or geese throws him into a homicidal, psychotic rage.

^ joined a gaggle of geese for the sole purpose of spreading terror and dispair to all those who had once laughed at the idea of a goose rebellion

^ fed said gaggle of geese laxatives to watch the carnage unfold

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Serendipitously purchased stock in a laxative manufacturer prior to said carnage.

^ in an effort to combine his two favourite things, once sat on a commode eating laxative stuffed cheesebrgers, dressed as elvis and exclaiming "I AM THE HUMAN PLAYDOH MACHINE!"