^ is actually a Shaolin donkey, the first and only.

^ believes himself to be the hundredth reincarnation of Zorro

^ believes themselves to be Zorro

^ doesn't believe in Zorro at all but instead believes in the tooth fairy even though he isn't a toddler anymore

^ wears fairy wings, jackboots and a black mask. Steals teeth from rich children and leaves them under the pillows of the poor. Needs guidance.

^ donates children to poor teeth and takes pillows from the rich. Is self-sufficient.

^Is Insane in the brain.

^ believes insane monkey brains is a delicacy

^ plays bass for Insane Monkey Brains.

Has fought alongside the Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters in the past..

^ once tried to become a radioactive black-belt hamster, but was rejected for being a sprite

^ got rejected by the hamsters for not looking like jimi!

But as those hamsters were Giant Hamsters from Outer Space the rejection was purely about not sounding like Minsc - that Sachys did not realize being too intent to listen to Bonnie Tyler, UK 2013 ESC hopeful!

Edit: mis-spelling Minsc, gasp!!

^definately dont get what being superfly is all bout!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grO5H0qC16k

^ breathes through his cigar when diving underwater.