Is a serious person who always gets the job done.

His here too,stone the crows...

^ Needs more birdseed for his pal

^ Has a box lined with tissue paper stored in the attic.
This box only leaves the attic once a year on their birthday, at which point the tatty old string that binds the brown paper covering the box is untied. Upon removal of the paper covering, the dusty old lid is lifed, along with the eighteen sheets of slightly yellowed tissue paper kept inside the box to maintain dyrness and to cusion the precious artefact hidden away from the world on all but this most auspicious day. The artefact is placed lovingly on the centre of an embroidered cushion depicting the reign of Pope Alexander VI and carried to the ceremonial suite. There, the missing penis of Silvio Burlusconis Statue of Mars is given pride of place atop a birthday cake and everybody dances to Agadoo.

Interestingly, Silvio Bulusconi isn't talking to them as he never gets invited to these kinds of parties, and not because of his missing penis!

^ Once shit in a shoe box, meticulously covered the contents in paper, and is extremely disappointed that neither the British Museum, or Smithsonian, is interested in its contents.

Edit, changed tenses.

^ Smoking virtual cigarette

^ smokes bacon and puts it in vegan burgers

^ Incurably addicted to poop flavoured smoked bacon that specialists have given up on his case, and don't answer the door anymore when he cries for help and meds.

^ is stingy with his help and meds

^ Is one of the last starfighters.

^ Once met a Starfighter from the North... they went to engage, but each had star maps inappropriate to the other, thus never could.

A true shame, as they really got along, and just wanted to have dinner together.

^ has a star map they stole from a random childs "connect the dots" book. has still not found the golden fleece.

Once shot me with a disintegrating ray gun, luckily it was named wrong and self disintegrated instead.

^ Needs not to be happy so soon, as that disintegrating gun may well have worked.

The next trip to a restroom will solve this mystery, but until then, who knows?

^ Once knew Marcus Aurelius. But said he only touched him on the shoulder once, not knew him.