^ upon watching Faces of Death he decided to try monkey brain straight from the skull. After seeing the poor creature locked up like that in-person, however, he proceeded to use his latent ninja powers to knockout the entire monkey brain restaurant staff and freed all the monkeys.
However he discovered the monkey he was about to eat was Mother Sha-Boo-Boo herself who was captured while on shore leave.
Mother Sha-Boo-Boo and Sachys battled onward, through the civil war, through both world wars, they took a break during Vietnam; but that would prove to be Mother Sha-Boo-Boo's mistake as Sachys plunged the sacred dagger of Khaza-dum into her heart thus ending her monkey tyranny once and for all.
Bruised and battered Sachys decided to work as an insurance salesman while waiting for the internet to be invented so he could download and play classic PC games.
Also he's a time traveler.
Post edited January 18, 2013 by ShaolinsKunk