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Posted March 20, 2016
Wouldn't the kittens get distracted from the fight by their own lasers?
Posted March 21, 2016
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bad_fur_day1: Who do you think would win in a fight between an army of kittens armed with laser beams and Gog?
That none of the blues have shown up here tells me everything.
Posted March 21, 2016
hmm ... not sure

but gog should sell laserbeam roasted kittens
Posted March 21, 2016
If somehow weapons from games within GOG's catalog could be used in such a situation, the kittens would stand no chance! GOG could fight them with an army from Medal of Honor, or nuke them from orbit with Aliens vs Predator (it's the only way to be sure). Either way, the kittens' deaths would be DRM-Free.
Post edited March 21, 2016 by LootSeeker
Posted March 21, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: If gOg somehow pulls out the win, I think we all know what happened:
Harhar! First I read Gog instead of God ^^
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Don't know why this thread reminded me to that video of an EPIC fight


@Topic: I think GOG would win if they'd resist long enough. Because Kittens would fight 5 min extremely awesome but then having no more interest to do anything much longer and they would go to take their well-earned beauty-sleep ^^ And THAT would be THE chance for GOG staff! If anyone survived ....
Post edited March 21, 2016 by gamefood
Posted March 21, 2016
OK, who hasn't already tried getting a kitten to play with the light from a laser pointer?

What will most likely happen is that the poor kittens would end up chasing the laser wherever they pointed and totally lose sight of the target.

You'd have to use the laser to 'paint' the target for the troops, not strap it on the troops!
Posted March 21, 2016
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JDelekto: OK, who hasn't already tried getting a kitten to play with the light from a laser pointer?

What will most likely happen is that the poor kittens would end up chasing the laser wherever they pointed and totally lose sight of the target.

You'd have to use the laser to 'paint' the target for the troops, not strap it on the troops!
Problem is, the kittens ARE using the lasers. As long as they look towards GOG, they'll follow their own lasers and attack.
Posted March 21, 2016
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JDelekto: OK, who hasn't already tried getting a kitten to play with the light from a laser pointer?

What will most likely happen is that the poor kittens would end up chasing the laser wherever they pointed and totally lose sight of the target.

You'd have to use the laser to 'paint' the target for the troops, not strap it on the troops!
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zeogold: Problem is, the kittens ARE using the lasers. As long as they look towards GOG, they'll follow their own lasers and attack.
OK, GOG throws out a ball of yarn, game over man.
Posted March 21, 2016
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zeogold: Problem is, the kittens ARE using the lasers. As long as they look towards GOG, they'll follow their own lasers and attack.
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JDelekto: OK, GOG throws out a ball of yarn, game over man.
Depends if the kittens have control over the lasers. If not, they might zap the ball of yarn into a flaming ball of fire. Kittens don't like fire very much and would turn towards GOG.
Posted March 21, 2016
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JDelekto: OK, GOG throws out a ball of yarn, game over man.
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zeogold: Depends if the kittens have control over the lasers. If not, they might zap the ball of yarn into a flaming ball of fire. Kittens don't like fire very much and would turn towards GOG.
Well, remember, they don't have control of the lasers, no thumbs. A nice solid wall of yarn balls around the perimeter and should they catch fire, I doubt they'll run toward them.

Oh, I failed to mention that GOG repainted their fortress with a highly reflective paint (almost mirror-like).
Posted March 22, 2016
I'm trying to have a serious discussion about laser kittens and their effect on Gog.com and you guys just joke about it and arn't taking it seriously.

I mean what about the political ramifications of kitten battles? What if there's kitten refugees? Where are we going to put them? What about digital rights management of the kittens? Huh? You can't treat different genders of kittens differently, it's sexist. Female kittens have just as much right to have laser beams attached to their heads as male kittens.

Seriously, screw you guys.
Posted March 22, 2016
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bad_fur_day1: I'm trying to have a serious discussion about laser kittens and their effect on Gog.com and you guys just joke about it and arn't taking it seriously.

I mean what about the political ramifications of kitten battles? What if there's kitten refugees? Where are we going to put them? What about digital rights management of the kittens? Huh? You can't treat different genders of kittens differently, it's sexist. Female kittens have just as much right to have laser beams attached to their heads as male kittens.

Seriously, screw you guys.
This pic is actually from an entire commercial, but I can't find a working feed for it.
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Post edited March 22, 2016 by tinyE
Posted March 22, 2016
Trick question. There are no winners. Even one less laser kitten is an unbearable tragedy.

Instead I ask the question: who'd win in a battle between jihadi bichon bomb dogs and steam forum moderators armed with an array of fetching hats?
Post edited March 22, 2016 by Navagon
Posted March 22, 2016
I'd prefer Laser Squads.
Posted March 22, 2016
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Navagon: Trick question. There are no winners. Even one less laser kitten is an unbearable tragedy.

Instead I ask the question: who'd win in a battle between jihadi bichon bomb dogs and steam forum moderators armed with an array of fetching hats?
WTF is a fetching hat?
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