RODL!! (Rolling on deck laughing) xD
Good Luck to ye Fighters!

The ship fills with eager onlookers from all corners of the universe as a tall, shadowy figure takes his seat. Zombies come from below deck to mingle with the crowd.
A giant, undead penguin pokes his head up through a trapdoor, swaps his eye patch from the left eye to the right, and informs the waiting combatants that he and his band will play any song the loser of a fight wants to hear.

Noticing the shadowy figure, and feeling his glare upon him, BJ ducks back down below deck and rouses his band -
"Arrr, we best play some dark for his Shadowness and we best play it quick!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95WcYxZgZfI

The shadowy figure speaks...

"Let battle commence!"

Fight 1

Wobbling in from the left is (76) Blobulese, his Gelatinous body forming stumpy legs to help propel himself forward.

From the right enters (66) Scott Arnold, he straightens his glasses and assesses the threat in front of him.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Blobulese rolls 5
Scott Arnold rolls 11

Blobulese extends his body to envelope Scott's head and upper body, dissolving his hair and blazer.
Scott puts his fingers to his head and utilises his Event Reversal ability - Blobulese finds itself reverting to when it had acid in its stomach but without its natural resistence to the acid.
Blobulese slowly dissolves from the inside out before finding himself reformed but sat at the ships bar as a giant Penguin looks at him expectantly.

Scott bows to the crowd as he leaves getting muted applause as they are not sure exactly what just happened.

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Fight 2

Sitting in the middle of the arena is (18) Shiny little trinket, a small silver ring with special powers.

(58) GOG Chan skips in from the right with GOG Bear clumping in behind.

* DICE ROLL 1 *

Shiny little trinket rolls 7
GOG Chan and GOG Bear rolls 4

While trinket fails to take control of GOG Chan's complex mind, his shinyness appeals to the little girls curiosity. GOG Chan puts him on her finger but is filled with rage as multiple 'where my cheevo?' messages spam her mind.
She unleashes high energy beams in anger, obliterating GOG Bear - who is casually munching on one of the zombies from the crowd - in the process.

GOG Chan and GOG Bear reappear in the bar while Shiny little trinket magics himself away from the arena, victorious.

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Fight 3

Pouncing in to the arena, tail twitching, is (8) Neko Hime the cattiest Cat Girl around.
Stomping in opposite comes (48) Bramblejaw, drool dripping from his canine jaws.

* DICE ROLL 1 *

Neko Hime rolls 8
Bramblejaw rolls 7

"Meow you doing?" Neko addresses her hulking foe. Bramblejaw cocks his head in puzzlement.
"Lets stop fighting! Just hiss and make up." The bear/ wolf feels his roses wither and die on his shoulders as his anger builds.
Neko giggles "I’m just kitten around, cutie!"

* DICE ROLL 2 *

Neko Hime rolls 4
Bramblejaw rolls 10

As Neko flirts with the crowd Bramblejaw whips thorny vines to entangle the cat girl and pull her in close. His might jaws close around her pretty head and rip it clean off.
The shocked crowd cheers as Bramble licks the blood from around his muzzle and stomps out of the arena.

Neko Hime finds herself in the bar and excitedly exclaims "Ooh, Karaoke!"

Woohoo, the fights have already started!!!
Congrats to the first winners in the arena!

Fight 4

Speeding in is (26) Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental, sparks flying from her tiny wheels.

Hovering in opposite in the battle of the ceramic entities is (37) Flush Fury.

* DICE ROLL 1 *

Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental rolls 3
Flush Fury rolls 3

With much clinking the opponents face off. Coffee gushs from one side and urine the other to meet in the middle of the arena, cancelling each other out with a loud sploosh.

* DICE ROLL 2 *

Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental rolls 12
Flush Fury rolls 9

Cappucinoelle changes tact and aims her scalding hot coffee at a sleeping Ogre in the crowd. The brute comes awake with a start, scratches his hairy arse and mumbles "Burk need potteh..."
Looking up, the Ogre spots Flush Fury and grins evily. Flush tries to hover away in a panic but is too slow as the behemoth jumps on top, cracking him wide open.

Cappucinoelle offers fresh coffee to any in the crowd who wants one.
Flush Fury is at the bar seeking therapy.

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Fight 5

The crowd gasps as a tall shadowy figure enters the arena. All eyes turn to the seat up high where the dark glare makes them realise that the fighter is actually (60) Frodr, a doppleganger.

Sat in the middle of the arena is (54) Nuclear Plant, a potted plant glowing slightly.

* DICE ROLL 1 *

Frodr rolls 9
Nuclear Plant rolls 8

In his current form, Frodr sends a shadowy cloud over Nuclear Plant withering some of his flowers.

* DICE ROLL 2 *

Frodr rolls 2
Nuclear Plant rolls 7

As Frodr loses the shadowy form he quickly morphs into a zombie from the crowd. Nuclear Plant sends thorny vines that pulls the decaying foe in close where his acid sap breaks down the corpse and absorbs the nutrients into his soil.

Nuclear Plant drags himself out of the arena while Frodr is at the bar contemplating what it would be like to take the form of a 12 foot tall zombie penguin, but thinking better of the idea.

yay! the show's begun!

Now, for the rest of the tournament, everyone else will have to put up with her (bad, of course) singing coming from the bar.

Well, or at least until the owner can't stand it anymore and kicks her out. ;)

It’s happening!, aesome!

The game has officially begun! The first contenders are already lining up outside the virtual ring, and the tension in the air is almost tangible. The dice are ready, the rules are set – round one is underway.

Two enter – they walk in, glide in, storm in, roll in, slip through, burst forth or simply appear. Humans, machines, shadows, or something in between. But only one makes it out. The other stays behind in the digital dust. The duels have begun. There's no turning back.

thanks doc !

This excessive Ogre brutality is appalling! =8-(
Poor Flush Fury...

The fights might be fun, but they're never pretty...

I'm just glad someone else will be rescuing Filibin Scones this time around.

Ewww, so basically Blobulese ate itself lol :P

[i]Blobulese slides over to the bar and orders a triple shot of anti-acids. Even though it lost its first fight, it had gotten its baptism as a fighter.
It turns towards the undead penguin by the trapdoor, and by making some barely intelligible gestures requests Drum Solo by The Lord Weird Slough Feg, as it doesn't have ears to hear with, but it enjoys feeling the drum beats vibrating through its gelatinous body.
Shaking like a pudding on top of a loudspeaker, Blobulese extends a tentacle from its body a raises a glass to Scott Arnold[/i]（ ^_^）o自

Bingley waits silently off to one side of the ship for his matchup to start while quietly wishing all the fellow contestants the best of luck..

ROFL! I'm pissing myself laughing while my poor Flush Fury is pissing himself dying... Crushed by an Ogre needing to potty! OH MY CURSED JAVA! No amount of therapy will ever, ever be enough. That visual is now etched in my mind. xD

Congrats on your brew-tiful win, Cappucinoelle! That was quite the malefic mocha move and a sinister roast to remember! ;)

Roll 1 of Fight 4 is just straight up nasty...

Michael Cavaliere finds himself in the bar and stands uncomfortably for a long moment, uncertain what to think about the fact that his demise at the end of his unsurprising defeat by a car, even if one that seemed uncharacteristically vulnerable to his particular abilities, was not the, well, final end, but quite relieved that it was at least instant and didn't add any drawn-out pain to the inherent suffering of existence.
Eventually he sighs, shrugs and manages to work up the courage to answer the terrible penguin's question before the bar gets more crowded:
"Actually, I was thinking that One of Us Will Be Next by Lord of the Lost would be quite fitting, wouldn't you say?"