Mushroom mushroom.

Mines somewhat poetic >.> Does that count?

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
Or, if you're a wimp and need punctuation:
James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

I reasoned that any correct "sentence" would be both grammatically and logically sound. (It is not entirley truthful, however, as in claiming to abjure certain words I use them.) :)
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(Beginning with the first word, every other word increased its letter count by one from 1-28, then skipped to the ironic & final word of 35 letters).

OK, while we're on the subject of ridiculous words:
Have any of you noticed how antidisestablishmentarianism is superfluous? It's a double negative! Anti- and Dis- both mean against. So you're against being against establishmentarianism. Therefore you could just say "Establishmentarianism".
(Maybe I think way too much ;-)

Actually, the definition of disestablishmentarianism is "An opponent of an established order, especially one who opposes state support of an established church."
Antidisestablishmentarianism therefore means you oppose these kind of people.
"Establishmentarianism" refers directly to the established order.

Ahh! I see. So it's apposing someone who apposes something. Not necessarily the thing itself :-)

Exactly!

The winner is: Balthier!



89×6

Woohoo!!!! I just jumped right now and almost broke my chair... But still, YAY!!!!!!!

Bully, antidisestablishmentarianism is longer then immunoelectrophoretically.
Ah well, wills will what wills will.

"...of reinstitutionalization conceptions, nonrepresentationalism embodied..."
Count the letters. ;)

Okay, so what do I do, now?

Odd. I guess you revoked your requirement that the sentence make grammatical sense, then. (Or even that it had to be the longest).
Congrats anyway to Balthier.