Diablo.
Random(ly generated) enough for you?

Aw... Does the randomness really matter? I don't think so, I only care for the good ol'... yeah, that.

the mice are smiling

All three of them.

oH pATRIA TAN PEQUEÑA, TENDIDIA SOBRE UN ISTMO
DONDE ES MAS CLARO EL CIELO Y ES MAS BRILLANTE EL SOL
EN MÍ RESUENA TODA TU MÚSICA, LO MISMO QUE EL MAR
EN LA PEQUEÑA CELDA DEL CARACOL...
And ... uh... the capslock key was intentionally on. Yeah.

One blue fiction mix.

SHUT UP WOMAN, [url=www.getonmyhorse.com/] GET ON MAH HORSE [/url] .

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A little drawing for you ceemdee
(BTW I drew this)

Assupping, the cake asked, and flew over the sea to get out of there and over here. He took his pants, nibbled on them; now it and there and began to fokkad! Swiss cheese ate and moved the biscuit.
Then, the plutovoigyter began to lyunfs the lompi! Suddenly, they said: "Væbb en uhhh køggunk!".

3:23 a,m and no trace of drowsiness

Oh, freddled gruntbuggly. Thy micturations are to me / as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles / or I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, SEE IF I DON'T!

A squirrel was running around attacking people. Authorities never knew why. They eventually put it down with a BB gun.

Huh, I always wondered how that must have sounded like in English. Should probably take the time the read the whole untranslated book sometime.