Posted July 16, 2016
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Oh, and it’s not a coup. Yes Turkey appears to have been seized by an unknown faction within the military, which is pretty much the exact definition of a coup, but the president assures it is not a coup and we should not use that word. Such distinctions are very important as his regime topples around him. Besides, coup sounds the same as coop, an enclosure for poultry, and if he has to hear one more turkey joke…