I like the different reality, since I'm emperor of Europe in it. Unfortunately the spell only lasts for a few minutes.

I have acquired some interesting spells from an African witch doctor and cast "Steal penis" on the next user.

Unfortunately, talking about private parts in public is frowned upon, so I can't share the effects of this spell publicly.

Despite that taboo about private parts, I cast "Steal uterus" on the next user.

Edit: My first attempt at posting had a different private part instead of "uterus" in the spell name, but the forum didn't seem to like it. I see some sexism here.

I'm still suffering from the effects of dtgreene's spell, which tried to steal something I don't have and therefore caused me to break out in hives instead. Therefore: (Mutters in faux Latin) Enjoy your brand new volcano! All hail Pyro!

Still wondering what the previous spell did to you ..

I convert the volcano into an unprecedented space propulsion system and sell it to NASA. For the next user, I cast the spell of forever sunset. It's supposed to be benevolent, but you never know.

Trapped in the Twilight Zone, I cast Me Not Playable so that nobody can play the episode where the next user eternally fails at playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Spell retroactively succesful. I own the Nintendo Wii version of Twilight Princess but lost the cabling for the Wii system years ago. In admiring revenge, I cast the spell "Have you tried Turning it Off and On Again" at the next user.

Stuck in an IT nightmare, I cast the spell "it May be a Problem With Your Console, So You Might Have to Buy a New one."

I cast Detect Treasure on the next user's trash-can and retrieve an old high-end gaming laptop; it needs repairs and upgrades, but thank you all the same.

Thanks to that spell, I was also able to find a burnt laptop from which Ethan Hunt received his last mission. This is better than watching Ethan Hunt from the TV screen as I get involved directly and I can estimate how much it costs every time Ethan Hunt receives his mission, too.

I cast Slow Motion on the next user. Now it will take about half an hour for the next user to get to their fridge from their couch. Going to the bathroom for the next user will take around an hour from the couch, under this spell effect.

With the bathroom so much closer than the kitchen, I cheat this spell by super-speeding around town to visit public trade-cabinets and gather all the snacks I need into the bathroom so that I'll be fine until the spell wears off. I cast whatever spell Rowling said wizards used before toilets, to avoid needing to flush in the mean-time.

What a useful spell! I tried casting it on the upcoming Harry Potter documentary. Turns out that it works just as well on Rowling herself; go figure.

In celebration, I cast Cheat Day on my diet. But I overshot my mark, and it lands in the next post.

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This post is now celebrating Cheat Day, a day to celebrate the Cheat! However, despite growing up with Homestar Runner cartoons, I'm not savvy to how this should go; so the party is ruined.

I cast the spell Hermoinie used to erase her parents' memories of her on anyone who reads this post, which of course includes the next user.

It seems that the spell has only resulted in the spell itself being forgotten about, so nothing interesting happens.

I cast Level 3 Curaga on the next user. (This is a powerful healing spell, but only works on a target if their level is a multiple of 3.)

I hold up my newest kitten to absorb the spell, and it cures his constipation.

I cast Destructive Volley on the next user only because it's my most recently used event and this is short notice kinda.

I immediately join the nearest volleyball game being played. I and my teammates will have an easy time destroying our opponents.

I cast Generosity on the next user. It will make you feel so generous, that you desire to give away all of your money.