It seems some cow appeared near me, but with its pawprints removed (I rolled a 1 on 1d6, which I used the Python 3 interpreter to do).

I cast Time Warp on the next user.

*gets time-warped to a pre-magical stage and the intended spell to cast fizzles in thin air*

... end of thread...

... okok

*throws a water balloon on the next one and yells "Magic missle!"*

BOOOM!!!

My house is so flooded by the water that explodes and my cat jumps over my head like a hat.

But because that happens every day at my home I calmly cast the spell "abducted by aliens" on the next user.

Unfortunately for you, I happened to be wearing a Reflect Ring at the moment; the spell bounces off me and hits you instead.

Actually. that's not accurate; the spell bounces off me and hits *the aliens* instead.

Therefore, the aliens have now been abducted by themselves (whatever that means).

I decide that I am feeling violent at the moment and cast NUKE on the next user.

For some reason, Robocop bursts in and try to arrest me

casts Aeolitus on next user

I try to understand the meaning of the spell, but then falls heads over heels in love and runs away with a beautiful teenager girl.

Casts Tasha's Enduring Shame on the next poster.

I have too much pride to be affected by the spell; therefore my saving throw is successful and I am not affected.

I take a nuclear missile, attach a Cure Light Wounds spell to it, and launch it at the next user.

I panic, and cast Exchange Positions on the next user.

I find myself in the path of a curative nuke, and, as though I were traveling the positive energy plane, I am healed so much, I explode into a fountain of abstract life.

This releases my next spell on an unsuspecting passerby: Baleful Polymorph.

All of the sudden, mqstout and I change positions, and also swap appearances, so nobody else knows what happened.

I launch another nuke, this time with the Wizard Lock spell attached.

You heal-nuke the whole room, completely negative the effects of anyone standing in the bad (DoTAoEs).

I transform the previous poster into a completely indistinguishable doppelganger of myself, causing the next action to have a 50% chance of being mistargeted (roll a d20 or flip a coin). This effect is temporary and lasts only for the next post.

W-Summon + Quadramagic + Bahamut Zero has landed, after apparently taking a very long time to summon, and collides with the mistarget from the previous action and a bleed-over Wizard Lock. Four very disgruntled Bahamut Zeros now irradiated by a left-over heal nuke (glowing health charge) and searching for a target materialize overhead. Luckily, not being a wizard (bjgamer's wife, thus a Witch) :p - I point the Bahamuts to the local airbase and say "Trick or Treat". That should beat their drills all to heck and give the newspaper a nice headline for Halloween. (cackle)

That settled, I cast an "Alohamora Fantasia" at the next poster.

(LOL. Yes, it was an intended spelling ... unlock Hawaiian fantasia! Good eye, DivisionByZero.620.)

bjgamer's misspelling of "Alohomora" (unlock doors from the Harry Potter franchise???) causes it to turn every lock in the area into a lei (Hawaiian flower wreath). Aloha, and Alohamora!

This also applies to the wizard lock above, so if you were affected by it, you are no longer wizard-locked and are instead wearing a lei.

Additionally, the mix of radiation and glowing health charge causes an unintended summon fusion: Bahamut Zero + DivisionByZero.620 into the dreaded BahamutZero.620, 4 of which are now running rampant.

I present the next user with a double Summon Azure Drake Whelpling (look up Heroes of Might and Magic III Azure Dragons for reference, now picture them as recently hatched) with a Glyph of Invasive Pets. All creatures summoned with this glyph tend to crawl into homes and onto shoulders demanding to be fed, petted, and tucked in under a blanket at the end of the day.

My house is invaded by dragons, and I lose all peace and quiet do to trying to please my new house guests.
I cast Seija Kijin on the next user.

An ancient golden lamp appeared in a puff of smoke at my feet. A genie ninja assassin puffed out of the lamp sword at the ready. I barely escaped with my life. I cast Improved Turn Creature at the next poster.