Well, it occurs to me that something very gay just happened. (Hint: rainbow)

I cast Wish on the next user, but I neglect to actually make a wish.

I get to make a wish...and ask for infinite wishes from the djinn.

I cast "Slow" on the next user.

Well, the slow spell wore off after only 10 minutes, as you can see.

I use the Pokemon move TM29 on the next user. (No, not the item; the move.)

(Details on what this move does can be found at
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_glitch_moves
)

Now that I'm finished loading back up after someone crashed me...

I cast W-Summon + Quadra Magic + Bahamut Zero.

Return error 404; requested webpage not found.

I cast Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter... with Sprinkles.

A wild surge occurs. Each and every laugh and sprinkle explodes into a glitter bomb, complete with more laughter and sprinkles. Then each of *those* explodes into yet another glitter bomb, and so on...

After a while, reality starts to lag. It seems that reality can't support that much glitter and sprinkles, so eventually everything slows to a crawl. A bit later, reality crashes.

I use Metronome (Pokemon move) on the next user.

(Edit: appears -> occurs)

I am hypnotized by the Metronome spell.

While under hypnosis, I was directed to cast Stop Smoking. And for some reason, I cluck like a chicken whenever I hear a train horn.

I never smoked, so the spell does the opposite and makes me a chain smoker.
I cast Leg Spell.

Suddenly, I grow a third leg!

Unfortunately, I don't know what to do with it, so it disappears.

I cast Aveda Kedavra at the next user.

(Assume any spelling errors in this post are intentional.)

Suddenly beauty products appear and begin blowing up all around me. My hair turns several different colors and I'm wondering how exactly I'm going to explain the various lipstick colors all over my clothing to my wife! :/

I cast "Caffeinado Addicto" at the next poster, and throw in DOOM (the game).

HELL YEAAAHHH!!!
MORE COFFFEEEEeeEE!!! MORE DEMOONS!! RED BULL! WHERE IS MY BFG???!!!

I CaST Nahal's REckLESS dweomeR on neXT user. I can't focus myself on anything else... :D

Since you didn't specify the spell effect you were trying to create, the flashing red and blue lights make me pull over. :P

I cast Super Nova.

Arghhhhh, I LOST mY Pencil, WHERE IS MY PENCIL! i TURNED the whole table upside down and I BROKE EVERYTHING TRYING TO find my pencil WHERE IS IT...

Oh, here is it? Why is it broken?


I cast forgetfullness on naxt user.

Huh? What did I want to do here? Didn't we have that already? I feel a vague sense of deja-vu!

When I recover, I cast 'Icarian Flight' on the next user.

I just got recruited in a circus! Thanks!

I cast Mystic Eyes of Death Perception on the next user.