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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
介绍
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
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3.8/5

( 116 Reviews )

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产品详细信息
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB 评级: Teen...
系统要求
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
介绍
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
Cheat Code Central


You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

包含内容
艺术设定集 头像 攻略书 手册 quick reference cards 原声音乐 壁纸
系统要求
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为什么 要来GOG.com购买?
DRM FREE. 无需激活或联网验证即可开始游玩。
保障与满意度,完美支持24/7最多30天內全额退款。
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
游戏详情
操作系统:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
发行时间:
{{'2004-10-28T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
大小:
3.4 GB
链接:
评分:
ESRB 评级: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)

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Posted on: November 13, 2019

awsomewelles

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游戏: 381 评论: 3

Repetitive, in spite of he humour

I never played any of the Bard's Tale games before, and didn't quite know what to expect. The game starts out in a promising way, and after the introductory adventure, I had got my hopes up; the quest, the banter between the Bard and the unimpressed narrator and the effort put into the songs created a fun and enjoyable little world. However, the further I ventured out from the starting villlage of Houton, the bad level design, repetitive combat and bad controls took its toll on my enjoyment. One level had me fighting about 20 set fights without much variation in enemies or difficulty. The repetitiveness was made much worse by several unnecessary deaths as the Bard repeatedly got stuck in a power-shot mode with his bow and couldn't move away from enemy attacks. Another had me fighting through three levels of unvaried enemies (though there were the ocasional fun traps) only to have to fight my way down three levels again through one recurring mix of other enemies. Another design choice that added to the repetitiveness was that all enemies respawn if you come back to a place you had visited before. I didn't mind that too much in the beginning, but since it also occured on visiting houses or shops in a city, it got tedious to have to fight the same enemies over and over again. The game does have a few good components though. I would have liked the rest of the world to be The tavern in Houton was immersive and fun, and it would have been great if the rest of the world and its interactions would have been as well developed. I also liked the summoning system and would have liked it to be developed even further to include more options than "attack" or "stay back". Without more varied enemies and fixing the twitchy combat controls, such development would probably not add much to the gameplay. In summary, the game has some good ideas and concepts and a world that has some good potential, but the gameplay and combat system takes away all the fun in the long run.


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Posted on: June 11, 2022

LiorHecht

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游戏: 评论: 1

A wonderful parody of old fantasy tropes

While the gameplay is outdated, the comedy isn't, and this is what this game is mainly about - comedy. this is a paradoy for all the fantasy cliches of fantasy, most of which is still prevelant today, two decades afte this game was published. Every once in a while I look if there is any new game like this one, alas these are rare and fewer made me laugh as much as the "chosen one" songs.


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Posted on: December 13, 2016

Dace.Shadowheart

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游戏: 279 评论: 2

Dull, repetitive and lackluster ARPG

The Bard's Tale (2005) didn't age well. Graphic is just plain bad for today standard, but that is to be expected for an old game. Unlike the previous Bard's Tale titles, which are classic dungeons crawler. The Bard's Tale (2005) is an action RPG a la Diablo, however it is missing every single element, which makes an ARPG great. There is no loot nor skill/character progession at all, it is as bare bone as it can get. Monoton environment and lack of different enemy types makes it a literal snail paced ARPG. Oh what about the music or sound you might ask? Nope, no battle theme nor background music and maybe 3-4 different sound effects. Did I mention the glorious satisfaction of hitting an enemy (hit detection and feedback)? No? It is like hitting your enemy with a wet noodle. I could rant about the boring level design, which I will, because you are reading my review. Image an epic final battle, which the Bard's Tale won't deliver (joke is on you) , because you are too busy fighting in the same room 13 times interrupted by a long unskippable slow elevator animation and not so fancy panorama view of the freaking elevator until the final Boss, which also induce some serious RL rage in me (oh forgot to mention: SPOILER!) The only redeem factor in this game was the tongue-in-cheek humour, which wasn't LOL worthy,but mildly amusing and kept me going for 12 hours until I beat the game. Would I recommend this game? Serious: NO, but I will, because I want you to experience the not so epic final struggle eh I mean battle (real Rage included)


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Posted on: October 14, 2013

Mynny

游戏: 117 评论: 2

Solid game, but nothing special

In my opinion, The Bard´s Tale is a mediocre game - I appreciate nice and well optimized graphics (playable on Intel HD Graphics smoothly) and well designed controls. But the core is not that good with average (too long locations, dull fights) gameplay and poor story. Do not expect too much of a humor too - Bard is more arrogant than witty and so are the dialogs - I found the goblin song the most enjoyable. For example, you will laugh more often playing Divinity 2 and its addon. My reccomendation - nice game for 4$ in sale, but rather get the Android version.


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Posted on: February 10, 2018

Pja_cz

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游戏: 223 评论: 11

I would give 3.5 stars if I could...

Many praise this game for it's satire, and I will agree that satire is definitely a real reason to play it. Unfortunately, it is also the only reason. It's not laugh-out-loud funny and often not even terribly inventive, yet it manages to amuse most of the time. The story is really just the backdrop to the Bard's snide comments and is (intentionally) a tongue-in-cheek version of the common save-the-world RPG theme. The gameplay itself, not to put too fine a point on it, is just plain boring though. Summon a tank and shoot with your bow, or summon a ranged unit and be the tank instead - this is about the only choice that you will have to make throughout the whole game until the very end. The repetitiveness of combat is only made worse by the fact that everything respawns the moment you leave that particular part of the map (something that I never minded in games like Diablo) and the enemies only come in two or three basic flavors. There is no inventory management, no real companions, only a hadfull of abilities that you will end up getting most of anyway even if half of them are useless for any particular style of play, no meaningful conversations... I could go on and on but I guess I'm making my point. This game is funny and can be kind of fun in a weird, boring way but it has very few of the things that make RPGs enjoyable for me. I went through the game once and I'm glad I did but I can't really see much value in replaying. If you have nothing much to do, for a few bucks, this game is worth it. If you're looking for a more serious RPG experience, look elsewhere...


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