Posted on: July 4, 2025
adaptovercome
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A soulless experiment - not a game
If a bunch of mentally disabled 5-year-old TikTokers doped on energy drinks were given control over a developer studio after having heard of GTA from their legal guardians, this is what would be the result: Saints Row 3. Calling this a game, a fortiori selling this as a game, ought to be criminalized as a punishable offense. There is no credible or even noncredible but at least consistent storyline, everything is just completely erratic, random, lazy and jumpy. The "city'' makes no sense as an urban structure but is worse than an MS Paint version of the Mona Lisa, rudimentary at best. Lifeless and boring with nothing to do except fighting wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave of always the same few generic enemies. Until you either run out of ammo and die, or enter your apartment in plain sight of your opponents. Unless it is a main ''mission'', in which case you progress to the next station of the non-existent ''plot'' regardless of the dozens of shooting enemies around you. Then more rinse and repeat, but closer to the end, which the player has no incentive to reach other than being done with this crap forever. Buying property for passive income is a tedious repetitive chore with absolutely no consequences, irrespective of whether you own the organ market or a garage. The "characters", including your own, have zero identity and development, they are as appealing as mute stick figures with no relationships between them. Controls were definitely not optimized for PC users, they are a jittery mess and clearly created for consoles. On top of it there are bugs like a disappearing mouse pointer, disappearing driving sounds and the disruption of simultaneity between sound and action. Absolutely no effort was put into the development of Saints Row 3, it merely capitalized on the demand for GTA clones, but it is not even that. Only a soulless experiment.
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