The POSTAL Dude is back!
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scor...
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)
Key Features
Free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay: Approach your daily set of Errands in a non-linear fashion! Seek out optional Side Quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure!
Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, in the role of the POSTAL Dude!
A brand new town to explore: Discover Edensin and unearth the dark secrets of this gambling town! Visit the local penitentiary, but don’t become a permanent guest! Meet the mysterious and exotic locals at the Mexican border! Keep them doggies movin' in the western Ghost Town! Cruise the roads in style in your own fashionable Mobility Scooter! Test your luck at the casinos on the Zag, all under the watchful eye of the monolithic ERC Tower!
Pacifist vs. Aggressive: Enjoy full freedom in your choice of playstyle! New ammo types and other tools to greater support peaceful (or non-lethal, at least) confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
Over-the-top arsenal: Series classics return such as the iconic Shovel, Gas Can, and the famous boomerang Machete! Brandish new weapons like the AK, Ingram, and Tazer Baton! Set traps and unleash feathered chaos with the new Pigeon Mine! Get creative with the Spurt’n’Squirt’s unique liquid ammo types: Fill it with water to put out fires, gasoline to create an improvised flamethrower, or urine to shower Edensin’s residents!
Potent Power-ups: Add that familiar POSTAL twist to your weaponry with power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink! Supercharge your fists, mighty foot, and urethra with a dose of the testicle-shrinking Vitamin X!
Bevy of interactivity: Feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work! Grab and carry around objects to stack them and reach new areas or just throw them at others to annoy them! For the first time in the franchise, use and flush toilets!
This does feel like POSTAL, a good return to the series, about all the complains about performance, I dont know what to tell you, I play on a GTX 1050 with 16GB of ram and an I7, and for me it runs actually pretty good.
-Graphically the game isn't impressive.
-Boring story and reddit tier humor/writing.
-Fewer weapons than Postal 2.
-Tons of bugs and glitches.
-Gameplay just feels dated.
-The game as a whole feels like it's in early access.
It's honestly pretty disappointing that the devs were too scared or too left-wing to satirize our current political climate in any way. The previous games certainly didn't shy away from political commentary. For God's sake we live in a time where people legitimately believe there are 76 plus genders and that men can give birth. The jokes write themselves. I imagine the devs didn't go down this route because the industry is run by left-wing crybabies who would cancel them if they dared to mock them in any way. That doesn't give Running with Scissors a pass for being cowards in my book though.
All in all the game is a cucked and worse version of Postal 2 in almost every way. I'd recommend just playing Postal 2 instead.
This masterpiece is the shot in the arm the video game landscape has needed.
Raw, open world sand box FUN. No preachy nonsense, just brainless violence and destruction.
The locations and structures have been drop dead gorgeously made, it's clear tremendous work went into making even every trailer in the trailer park feel distinct and interesting. The meth-heads and trailer trash are distinctly, lovingly crafted. The jokes take lowest common denominator to a level of genuine artistry. The weapons feel punchy and fun. The voice acting is deliciously campy and dumb, just like I'd hope for by Jon St. John. It was clearly made for my people; I actually caught the references.
I can't tell you how pleased I am with every moment of this game so far.