This game is a mystery to me. I cannot comprehend why someone would design this piece of computer-based refuse, produce it, and release it. I also cannot understand why a site would host it, and even charge money for it! To call it a game would be to insult the games industry.
Visually, the game looks like the developers put all of their ideas for how to make a game look hideous into a hat, drew all of the ideas out, executed them all, and then had a horde of rampaging monkeys throw poo on it all. You can only view the horrific mass from one perspective, though the game randomly changes that perspective after the repetitive, long, non-skippable cutscenes. Inevitably, the shapeless blobs they call characters have to take off walking in one direction or another, hoping they're not headed down a dead-end path. I spent a significant amount of time viewing the inside of my "character's" head, as it was squished into the camera that I could not re-orient. Delightful.
Speaking of squishing heads, the developers seem to want you to kill the innocent couple as many times as possible. If you get caught in the wrong spot, you'll have to spend an excruciating amount of time slowly and steadily taking actions that you know will kill your neighbors. I don't know what to make of this seemingly homicidal tendency in the game makers. Horrifically nasty.
I found myself in the second segment, wandering endlessly down the same monotonous, wretched paths, wondering why I was spending all of this time just to help a depressed woman walk out on her husband and child. Seriously, guys? This is the best incentive you can give to a player? Most of your time is spent in almost aimless, sometimes blind wandering around and around the same repetitive map, wondering what the meaning of it all might be. Here's a clue: it doesn't exist.
Do I like anything about this game? Yes, yes I do. I'll never have to play it again.
